The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three Acts — John Shaqi
The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
{Gil.} The son of old Robjohns, the fiddler, and a
reporting man on the "Mercury."
{Kate.} Well, Master Robjohns, how's your father?
_(sits R.)_
_(Rob. comes down L., C., nervously.)_
{Rob.} _(with a dialect)_ Father's respects, and he's
ill a-bed with rheumatics, and he hopes it'll make
no difference.
{Kate.} Who's to play the fiddle to-morrow night
for the harvest folks?
{Rob.} Father wants _me_ to take his place. I'm
not nearly such a good fiddler as father is, and he
hopes it'll make no difference.
{Kate.} Your father has played at every harvest
feast here for the last five and twenty years--is he
very ill?
{Rob.} Father's respects, and he's as _bad_ as he can
_well_ be, and he hopes it'll make no difference.
{Kate.} Good gracious! Gilbert, have you sent
the doctor?
{Gil.} The doctor's busy with an invalid at the
White Lion at Market-Sinfield--a stranger.
{Kate.} No stranger has a right to all the doctor.
_(rises and stands by table R., making notes in book)_
All right, Master Robjohns, you shall play the fiddle
to-morrow night.
{Rob.} Thank'ee, Squire.
{Kate.} Christie!
{Gil.} Christie!
{Chris.} _(from within L.)_ Yes!
{Kate.} Give Master Robjohns something to drink.
{Chris.} _(appearing at the door)_ Yes, Squire.
_(She retires.)_
{Kate.} And give my love--the Squire's love--to
father, and tell him to keep a good heart.
{Rob.} Thank'ee, Squire. But father sends his
respects, and thinks he's a dead 'un, and hopes it'll
make no difference.
_(Rob. goes over to L. meeting Chris., who gives
him a mug of milk and retires. Rob. sits L., and
drinks on form.)_
{Kate.} _(sits on stone C., sharply to the Shabby
Person, who is up stage)_ Now then, sir, what do
you want?
{S. P.} _(who is evidently addicted to drink)_ I--oh
yes. _(to Gil.)_ Is this Miss Verity?
{Gil.} That is the Squire, _(behind Squire a little
to her L.)_
{S. P.} The Squire!
{Gil.} The Squire in these parts is the person who
owns Verity's lands. Miss Verity chooses to be
regarded as the Squire, and to be called so. _(passes
behind Squire)_
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