The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
{Gil.} Humbly, then, as an old servant, I ask you
to consider what this Mr. Thorndyke really is.
{Kate.} _(coldly)_ A gentleman and a soldier.
{Gil.} Not a gentleman, because he's a soldier--
what does he do here? _(pause)_
{Kate.} We are friends.
{Gil.} They don't say that in the parlour of the
White Lion.
{Kate.} Oh! Do they dare--?
{Gil.} Oh, yes, they dare.
{Kate.} The idlers in a pot-house malign the
woman out of whose land they get the very crust
they eat. _(covers her face with her hands and sits
on garden seat)_ How hard! How cruel!
{Gil.} _(earnestly)_ I have stopped their tongues
when I have been by. I have always said--
{Kate.} _(raising her head)_ You, Mr. Hythe?
Thank you. In the future don't meddle with their
legitimate pleasures, _(laughing with pain)_ They've
so little to amuse them. How selfish I am! _(the
bell rings)_ Who is that?
_(The Rev. Paul Dormer appears in the archway
from L., He is a dark-browed man, about forty,
but with white hair; he is attired as a clergyman,
but his dress is rusty, shabby, and slovenly; he
carries a heavy stick.)_
{Gil.} _(surprised)_ Parson Dormer! _(going up C.)_
{Kate.} _(rising)_ Mr. Dormer! _(Dor. comes down,
meeting Gil.)_
{Dormer.} _(to Gil. roughly)_ You're Gilbert
Hythe, I think.
{Gil.} You think aright--I am.
{Dormer.} Can you carry a basket?
{Gil.} Where to?
{Dormer.} To the White Lion!
{Gil.} What for?
{Dormer.} For the sake of a sick woman.
{Gil.} I can carry a basket to the White Lion.
{Dormer.} _(gruffly)_ Thank you.
{Gil.} _(looking at Dor.)_ For the sake of a sick
woman?
{Dormer.} _(turning away)_ Ah!
{Gil.} _(to Kate.)_ Call me when I'm wanted,
Squire. I'm going to say good-bye to the dog.
_(Goes off through archway to R., Dor. sits R., of
table.)_
{Kate.} _(L. C.)_ If your business is with Gilbert
Hythe, you can dispense with the mistress of the
house, Mr. Dormer, _(about to go)_
{Dormer.} No, I want you, too.
{Kate.} Really, parson--you haven't shown face
at The Priors since father died, two years ago; you
don't say "How do you do?" to John Verity's
daughter; and you don't say "Good-day" to the
nearest approach to a Squire that your parish can
boast. The one omission is rude--the other
impolitic.
{Dormer.} I didn't like your father--you resemble
him in face and manner.
{Kate.} My father didn't like you. _(she holds out
her hand, going to him)_ How are you, parson?
What can I do for you?
_(He looks at her, takes her hand sulkily.)_
{Dormer.} Fill a basket with food, fit for an invalid,
and send your man with it to Market-Sinfield.
{Kate.} _(calling)_ Christie! _(to Dor.)_ A woman
manages the White Lion, I think.
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