The Story of a Doctor's Telephone—Told by His WifeFirebaugh, Ellen M.
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The Story of a Doctor's Telephone—Told by His Wife
Firebaugh, Ellen M.
Physicians -- Anecdotes; Wit and humor
As these old, old stories came leisurely into Mary's thoughts the
telephone rang three times. She rose from her chair before the fire and
went to answer it.
"Is this Dr. Blank's office?"
"No, his residence."
"Is the doctor there?"
"No, but he will be down on the seven o'clock train."
"And it's now not quite six. This is Mr. Andrews."
Mary knew the name and the man.
"My wife is sick and I want to get a pint of alcohol for her."
"An old subterfuge," thought Mary, "I'm afraid he wants it for himself."
She knew that he was often under its influence.
"I can't get it without a prescription from a physician, you know. She
needs it right away."
"The thirst is on him," thought our listener, pityingly.
The voice went on, "Mrs. Blank, couldn't you just speak to the druggist
about it so I could get it right away?"
"Mr. Andrews," she said hastily, "the druggist would pay no attention to
me. I'm not a physician, you know. The doctor will be here in an
hour--see him," and she hurried the receiver into its place, anxious to
get away from it. This was a story that was entirely new to her. Never
before had she been asked to procure a prescription for alcohol or any
of its attendant spirits. She liked the old stories best.
* * * * *
The doctor had been to the city and had got home at four o'clock in the
morning. He had had to change cars in the night and consequently had had
little sleep. When the door-bell rang his wife awakened instantly at the
expected summons and rose to admit him. In a little while both were fast
asleep. The wife, about a half hour later, found herself struggling to
speak to somebody about something, she did not know what. But when the
second long peal came from the 'phone she was fully awakened. How she
hated to rouse the slumberer at her side.
"John," she called softly. He did not move.
"John!" a little louder. He stirred slightly, but slept on.
"John, _John_!"
"Huh-h?"
"The telephone."
He threw back the covers, and rising, stumbled to the 'phone.
"Hello."
The voice of a little boy came to his half-awakened ear.
"_Say_, Pa, _I_ can't sell these papers an' git through in time fer
school."
"Yes, you _can_!" roared a voice. "You jist want to fool around." The
doctor went back to bed.
"Wasn't the message for you?" inquired his wife. "What a shame to rouse
you from your sleep for nothing."
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