The Story of a Doctor's Telephone—Told by His WifeFirebaugh, Ellen M.
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The Story of a Doctor's Telephone—Told by His Wife
Firebaugh, Ellen M.
Physicians -- Anecdotes; Wit and humor
The doctor told her what the message was and was back in slumberland in
an incredibly short space of time. Not so his wife. She was too
thoroughly awake at last and dawn was beginning to peep around the edges
of the window shades. She would not court slumber now but would lie
awake with her own thoughts which were very pleasant thoughts this
morning. By and by she rose softly, dressed and went out onto the
veranda and looked long into the reddening eastern sky. Ever since she
could remember she had felt this keen delight at the aspect of the sky
in the very early morning. She stood for awhile, drinking in the beauty
and the peacefulness of it all. Then she went in to her awakening
household, glad that the little boy had 'phoned his "Pa" and by some
means had got her too.
* * * * *
One midsummer night a tiny ringing came faintly and pleasantly into
Mary's dreams. Not till it came the second or third time did she awaken
to what it was. Then she sat up in bed calling her husband, who had just
awakened too and sprung out of bed. Dazed, he stumbled about and could
not find his way. With Mary's help he got his bearings and the next
minute his thunderous "Hello" greeted her ears.
"Yes."
"Worse tonight? In what way?"
An instant's silence. "Mrs. Brownson?" Silence. "Mrs. Brownson!"
Silence.
"Damn that woman! She's rung off."
"Well, don't swear into the 'phone, John. It's against the rules.
Besides, she might hear you."
The doctor was growling his way to his clothes.
"I suppose I've got to go down there," was all the answer he made. When
he was dressed and the screen had banged behind him after the manner of
screens, Mary settled herself to sleep which came very soon. But she was
soon routed out of it. She went to the 'phone, expecting to hear a
querulous woman's voice asking, "Has the doctor started yet?" and her
lips were framing the old and satisfactory reply, "Yes, he must be
nearly there now," when a man's voice asked, "Is this Dr. Blank's
residence?"
"Yes."
"Is the doctor there?"
"No, but he will be back in about twenty minutes."
"Will you please tell him to come to J. H. Twitchell's?"
"Yes, I'll send him right down."
"Thank you."
She went back to her bed room then, turning, retraced her steps. The
doctor could come home by way of Twitchell's as their home was not a
great distance from the Brownson's.
She rang the Brownson's and after a little while a voice answered.
"Is this Mrs. Brownson?"
"Yes."
"May I speak to Dr. Blank. I think he must be there now."
"He's been here. He's gone home."
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