The Story of a Doctor's Telephone—Told by His Wife — John Shaqi
The Story of a Doctor's Telephone—Told by His WifeFirebaugh, Ellen M.
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The Story of a Doctor's Telephone—Told by His Wife
Firebaugh, Ellen M.
Physicians -- Anecdotes; Wit and humor
Mary knew by the voice that its owner had not enjoyed getting out of
bed. "I wonder how she would like to be in my place," she thought,
smiling. She dared not trust herself to her pillow. She might fall
asleep and not waken when her husband came in. She wondered what time it
was. Up there on the wall the clock was ticking serenely away--she had
only to turn the button beside her to find out. But she did not turn it.
In the sweet security of the dark she felt safe. In one brief flash of
light some prowling burglar might discover her.
She sat down by the open window and looked up into the starlit sky. They
were out tonight in countless numbers. Over there toward the northwest,
lying along the tops of the trees was the Great Dipper. Wasn't it?
Surely that particular curve in the handle was not to be found in any
other constellation. She tried to see the Dipper itself but a cherry
tree near her window blotted it out. Bend and peer as she might the
branches intervened. It was tantalizing. She rose irresolute. Should she
step out doors where the cherry tree would not be in the way? Not for a
thousand dippers! She walked to another window. That view shut even the
handle out. She looked for the Pleiades. They were not in the section of
sky visible from the window where she stood. She turned and listened.
Did she hear footsteps down the walk? She ought to be hearing her
husband's by this time. He could not be walking at his usual gait. There
he came! She went to the door looked through the screen and halted him
as he drew near the steps.
"John, you'll have to take another trip. Mr. Twitchell has 'phoned for
you."
He turned and was soon out of sight. "Now! I can go to bed with a clear
conscience," and Mary sought her pillow. But she had better stay awake
until he had time to get there lest Mr. Twitchell should 'phone again.
In five or ten minutes the danger would be over. She waited. At last she
closed her eyes to sleep. But what would be the use? In twenty minutes
more her husband would come in and rouse her out of it. She had better
just keep awake till he got back. And the next thing Mary heard was a
snore. She opened her eyes to find it was broad daylight and her husband
was sleeping soundly beside her.
CHAPTER VII.
One afternoon in June Mary went into her husband's office.
"Has _The Record_ come?" she asked.
"Yes, it's on the table in the next room."
She went into the adjoining room and seated herself by the table. Taking
up _The Record_, she turned to the editorial page, but before she could
begin reading she heard a voice in the office say, "How do you do,
Doctor?"
"How do you do, Mr. Jenkins. Take a seat."
"No, I guess I'll not sit down. I just wanted to get--a prescription."
"The baby's better, isn't it?"
"Oh, the baby's all right, but I want a prescription for myself."
"What sort of prescription?"
"I have to take a long ride in the morning, driving cattle, and I want a
prescription for a pint of whiskey."
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