The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of lifeDabney, Virginius
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The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life
Dabney, Virginius
Richmond (Va.) -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
Old Jim’s ramshackle house stood in the zone which lay between the
Northern and Southern armies during the winter following the first
battle of Manassas, or Bull Bun. He was not young enough to shoulder his
musket, having been born in the year 1800. Besides, rheumatism had laid
its heavy hand upon his left knee. As scouting parties of the enemy
frequently came uncomfortably near old Jim’s little farm, he, dreading
capture, spent most of his time in the dense woods which surrounded his
house, creeping back, at nightfall, beneath its friendly roof. True, the
roof leaked here and there, but it was all he had, and he loved it.
One day the enemy pushed forward their picket-line as far as his house,
and established a station there. It was late in the afternoon when they
came, and old Jim, who had already returned for the night, had barely
time, on hearing the clatter of hoofs at his very door, to rush out by
the back way and tumble into the dense jungle of a ravine which skirted
his little garden. Very naturally, to a Bedouin like old Bush, the idea
of being immured in a noisome dungeon, as had happened to some of his
less wily neighbors, was full of horrors; and crawling into the densest
part of the thicket, he crouched there pale and hardly breathing, lest
the men whose voices he heard so clearly should hear him.
Old Joe—for, while Jim differed from Diogenes in many other ways, he
was like him in this, that he owned a solitary slave—old Joe they had
caught. No doubt the sizzling (the dictionary-man will please put the
word in his next edition)—the sizzling of the bacon in his frying-pan
dulled his hearing; and so his knees smote together, when, raising his
eyes to the darkened door, he saw a Federal soldier standing upon the
threshold.
“Sarvant, mahster!” stammered he through his chattering teeth.
In order to explain his terror to readers of the present day, I must beg
them to recall the fact that Lincoln had issued a proclamation that the
North had no intention or wish to overthrow slavery in the South. “We
come to save the Union,—dash the niggers!” was the angry and universal
reply of the Federal soldiers when our women jeered them on their
supposed mission. Hence the phrase “wicked and _causeless_ rebellion,”
without which no loyal editor could get on with the least comfort in
those early days of the war.
Just as a poetess, nowadays, rends her ringlets till she finds a way of
working “gloaming” into her little sonnet.
The abolitionists,—to praise them is the toughest task my conscience
ever put upon me,—though they brought on the war, were not war-men.
They honestly abhorred slavery, and had the courage of their
convictions. They would have let the “erring sisters depart in peace” so
as to rid the Union of the blot of African servitude, and deserve such
honor as is due to earnest men. Later on, they changed their position;
but middle-aged men will remember what their views were at the opening
of the struggle.
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