The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of lifeDabney, Virginius
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The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life
Dabney, Virginius
Richmond (Va.) -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
Not recognizing, therefore, a friend in the “Yankee” who stood in his
door-way, the glitter of his bayonet was disagreeable to old Joe’s eyes,
and the point of it looked so sharp that it made his ribs ache; and his
knees trembled beneath him. For old Joe was not by nature bloodthirsty,
nor longed for gore,—least of all the intimate and personal gore of
Joseph Meekins.
“Sarvant, mahster!”
Perhaps old Jim’s naturally serene temper was ruffled, at the moment, by
the fact that the fangs of a blackberry-bush, under which he had forced
his head, had fastened themselves upon his right ear. At any rate, I am
afraid he muttered, _sotto voce_, an oath at hearing his old slave and
friend call a Yankee master.
“Sarvant, mahster!”
Old Joe’s form was bent low, his teeth chattered, his eyes rolled in
terror like those of a bullock dragged up to the slaughter-post and the
knife.
The sight of a man’s face distorted with abject fear has always filled
me with deep compassion; but I believe it arouses in the average man
(which I am far from claiming to be) a feeling of pitiless scorn.
“Sarvant, mahster!” chattered old Joe, writhing himself behind the
kitchen table. The soldier was an average man.
“Where is your master, you d—d old baboon?” said he, entering the
kitchen.
“My mahster, yes, mahster, my mahster, he—for de love o’ Gaud, young
gent’mun, don’t pint her dis way,—she mought be loaded. Take a cheer,
young mahster; jess set up to de table” (over which he gave a rapid pass
with his sleeve) “an’ lemme gi’ you some o’ dat nice bacon I was jess
a-fryin’ for my mahster’s supper.”
At these words old Jim’s teeth began to chatter so that he forgot the
belligerent brier.
The soldier, hungry from his march, fell to, nothing loath, but had
scarcely eaten three mouthfuls before several of his comrades appeared,
all of whom fell foul of poor old Jim’s supper with military ardor, if
without military precision.
“Where’s the old F. F. V.?” asked a new-comer, through a mouthful of
hoe-cake.
“Yes, where is your master?” put in the first man. “You didn’t tell me.
Out with it.”
Joe had had time to repent of his ill-advised admission in regard to the
supper.
“You ax me whar Mr. Bush is? Oh, he’s in Culpeper Court-House.
Leastways, he leff b’fo’ light dis mornin’ boun’ dar.”
The audacious lack of adjustment between this statement and the facts of
the case amazed, almost amused, old Jim. Breathing a little freer, he
ventured softly to shake his ear loose from the brier; for he could not
reach it with his hand.
“Why, you lying old ape, didn’t you tell me that this was his supper?”
“Cert’n’y, young gent’mun; cert’n’y I say dat, in course.”
“And your master at Culpeper?”
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