The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, January 1904, No. 157Various
General
The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, January 1904, No. 157
Various
English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
Alas! Aunt Sarah's afternoon nap was a troubled one. It may have been
the lobster salad, of which she had eaten too largely; it may have been
the iced hock-cup, of which she had drunk too freely, that disturbed her
slumbers. Whatever it was she came down again what time the tea-table
was spread in the hall with her usual inclination to make herself
disagreeable strongly in the ascendant, and, if possible, augmented by
the reaction from her previous state of amiability. The first audacious
sally made by her hostess, which would have been received with tolerant
amusement at the luncheon-table, only drew a scandalized glare from Aunt
Sarah, and the ominous words: "I must ask you to remember in whose
presence you find yourself, if you please."
Lady Otterburn may have been surprised at this sudden change of
atmosphere, but she seemed entirely unconcerned, and took no notice of
her husband's surreptitious kick underneath the tea-table, which said as
plain as speech, "I told you so." She talked with gay wit, but gave no
opportunity for a further rebuke. But Aunt Sarah's twisted temper was
not to be softened by the most searching tact, and her next contribution
to the sociability of the occasion was the remark, "This tea is
positively not fit to drink. In my day Withers would not have dared to
keep such stuff in his shop."
"He don't keep it now," answered her hostess. "I have it bought in China
and shipped overland. It costs four dollars the pound."
"I have no doubt it is expensive," retorted Aunt Sarah, "although there
is no occasion to poke your money down my throat. It is the way it is
made. No servant can be trusted to make tea. I always have two teapots
and make it myself. I find it is never fit to drink unless I do so."
"I'd just love to have you make some for yourself," said Lady Otterburn.
"I'll ring the bell for two more teapots. It's too bad you shouldn't
have it as you like it."
[Illustration: "I'LL RING THE BELL FOR TWO MORE TEAPOTS."]
Aunt Sarah, who was secretly rather ashamed of having mistaken
caravan-borne tea for that sold by the village grocer, suffered herself
to be softened again, and became almost amiable when her hostess
insisted upon drinking from the fresh brew which was presently made, and
declared that it was a great improvement on the old.
"I think it _is_ better," admitted Aunt Sarah. "I may say that I have
never yet met anyone who could make tea as I can. You will excuse me for
having commented on yours, but, as Edward knows, I always say what I
think."
Edward did know it to his cost. But again he was astonished at the sight
of Aunt Sarah charmed back to good-humour when apparently in one of her
most relentless moods, and with further astonishment he reminded himself
that his experience did not afford a precedent for her apologizing for
any word of blame that may have fallen from her lips. But he had no time
to ponder on these things. Developments were proceeding.
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