The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, January 1904, No. 157Various
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The Strand Magazine, Vol. 27, January 1904, No. 157
Various
English literature -- Periodicals; Short stories, English -- Periodicals
"You find it a good plan always to say what you think?" asked Lady
Otterburn, sweetly.
"It is the only honest plan," replied Aunt Sarah. "If everybody would do
it instead of telling lies on all occasions, great or small, there would
be a good deal less hypocrisy in the world than there is now."
"Well, I guess you are right," said Lady Otterburn. "I guess I'll
commence right away and follow your example. And so will Edward. Now,
mind, Edward, don't you dare to say a single word that you don't mean,
and just you tell your Aunt Sarah exactly what you think as long as
she's with us. And so will I. And all the people who are coming this
evening shall be told to do the same."
"Eh? What?" exclaimed Aunt Sarah.
III.
When Aunt Sarah came down into the great hall at twenty minutes to nine
that evening she found it full of young men and women who had arrived
about an hour before, and whom she had kept waiting ten minutes for
their dinner. She did not apologize for her late appearance. That was
not her custom. She singled out a young man of the company and said,
"How do you do, Henry? I am pleased to see you at Castle Gide again. You
used to come here frequently in happier times."
"They were not happier times for me, Aunt Sarah," replied the young man,
rather nervously. "My chief recollection of them is that I was generally
sent to bed before dinner for getting into mischief."
"Ah!" said Aunt Sarah. "That is the way to treat mischievous boys. And
you don't bear malice."
"I am afraid I do," said the young man. "I was treated most unjustly."
"By whom, pray?" inquired Aunt Sarah, beginning to bridle.
"Very occasionally by Uncle Otterburn," said the young man. "Invariably
by you."
"Upon my word!" exclaimed Aunt Sarah. "That is a pretty way to talk!"
"He must say what he thinks, you know," said Lady Otterburn. "We are all
going to play at that as long as we are together. Anybody who is
convicted of an insincere speech is to pay half a crown to the hospital
fund. Here is the box. It contains a contribution from Edward, who told
Lady Griselda that she was not at all late when she came down five
minutes ago. Edward, take Aunt Sarah in to dinner. She has kept us
waiting for nearly a quarter of an hour."
"Have I got into a company of lunatics?" inquired Aunt Sarah, as she
took her nephew's arm.
[Illustration: "THERE WAS A REGULAR HUBBUB OF CONVERSATION ROUND THE
DINNER-TABLE."]
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