The Sunny South: An Autumn in Spain and MajorcaClayton, John William
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The Sunny South: An Autumn in Spain and Majorca
Clayton, John William
Majorca (Spain) -- Description and travel; Spain -- Description and travel
The _Fonda del Siglo de Oro_, although rather ambitious in its choice
of a name, is a tolerable house enough, and the provision for the
necessaries of life is not quite so primitive here as at Burgos. As
regards that essential element of civilisation, the bath, the Spaniard
seems still proudly wrapped in primeval darkness. On the morning after
our arrival at the Hotel of the Golden Age,--where one would think
all would be surrounded by pure delights,--the egregious desire for
a bath took possession of us as usual; but, as in other places, we
had some difficulty in obtaining that refreshing article. We pull the
bell, the waiter appears; we utter the word "baños," in a low and
rather humble tone, as if knowing it was vain to expect a favourable
reply. The waiter inquires, "Caliente?" We answer, "No, frio." "Frio!"
screams the waiter, with blanched visage, and instantly disappears
like a harlequin through a trap. Presently, however, he reappears with
another waiter, both looking as scared and uncomfortable as if they
expected to be cross-examined at a coroner's inquest as two suspicious
witnesses connected with our decease. Again we venture to ask timidly
for "baños." Both waiters exclaim, in a tone of helpless amazement,
"Frio?" to which query we reply in the affirmative by a nod, and they
withdraw, muttering and gesticulating all down the stairs. The Spanish
pathologist observes that the fit of hydromania generally attacks the
Englishman between the hours of eight and ten.
In a few minutes, after a deal of scuffling outside the door, the
two waiters appeared again, followed by the landlord, his wife, and
a strange gentleman, carrying between them an object which had some
resemblance to the state-chair of St. Peter in the basilica of that
name at Rome. When this ponderous piece of furniture was settled in the
middle of our room, we discovered that the seat had been removed, and
a square tin pan fixed beneath, containing about two pints of brown
water. Into this we madly plunged, and although perfectly sober at the
time, imagined we were enjoying a refreshing sponge bath. However, this
sort of thing is one of the _cosas de España_, so we suppose it was all
right.
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