The Surprising Adventures of Sir Toady Lion with Those of General Napoleon Smith: An Improving History for Old Boys, Young Boys, Good Boys, Bad Boys, Big Boys, Little Boys, Cow Boys, and Tom-BoysCrockett, S. R. (Samuel Rutherford)
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The Surprising Adventures of Sir Toady Lion with Those of General Napoleon Smith: An Improving History for Old Boys, Young Boys, Good Boys, Bad Boys, Big Boys, Little Boys, Cow Boys, and Tom-Boys
Crockett, S. R. (Samuel Rutherford)
Adventure stories; Battles -- Juvenile fiction; Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Castles -- Juvenile fiction; Conduct of life -- Juvenile fiction; Fantasy literature; Friendship -- Juvenile fiction; Love stories; Siblings -- Juvenile fiction; Soldiers -- Juvenile fiction; Wit and humor, Juvenile; Youth --
But this force, though officered with consummate ability, was
manifestly insufficient for the attack upon the Black Sheds. This was
well shown by Sammy Carter, who also pointed out that the armies of
all ages had never been exclusively composed of those of noble birth.
There were, for example, at Bannockburn, the knights, the esquires,
the sturdy yeomanry, the spearmen, the bowmen, and the camp-followers.
He advised that the stable boys, Mike and Peter, should be approached.
Now the head stable boy, Mike O'Donelly by name, was a scion of the
noblest Bourbon race. His father was an exile, who spoke the language
with a strong foreign accent, and drove a fish cart--which also had a
pronounced accent, reputed deadly up to fifty yards with a favourable
wind.
"Foine frish hirrings--foive for sixpince!" was the way he said it.
This proved to demonstration that he came from a far land, and was the
descendant of kings. When taxed directly with being the heir to a
crown, he did not deny it, but said, "Yus, Masther Smith, wanst I had
a crown, but I lost it. 'Twas the Red Lion, bad scran to ut, that did
the deed!"
Now this was evidently only a picturesque and regal way of referring
to the bloody revolution by which King Michael O'Donowitch had been
dethroned and reduced to driving a fish-cart--the old, old story,
doubtless, of royal license and popular ingratitude. But there was no
such romantic mystery about Peter Greg. He was simply junior stable
boy, and his father was general utility man--or, as it was more
generally called, "odd man," about the estate of Windy Standard. Peter
occupied most of his time in keeping one eye on his work and the other
on his father, who, on general utility principles, "welted" him every
time that he caught him. This exercise, and his other occupation of
perpetual fisticuffs with Prince Mike O'Donelly, had so developed his
muscles and trained his mind, that he could lick any other two boys of
his size in the parish. He said so himself, and he usually had at
least one black eye to show for it. So no one contradicted him, and,
indeed, who had a better right to know?
Prince Michael O'Donowitch (the improvement in style was Sammy
Carter's) put the matter differently. He said, "I can lick Peter Greg
till he can't stand" ("shtand" was how the royal exile pronounced it),
"but Peter an' me can knock the stuffin' out of any half-dozen
spalpeens in this dirthy counthry."
Both Mike and Peter received commissions in the army at the same
moment. The ceremony took place at the foot of the great hay mow at
the back of the stable yard. In view of his noble ancestry, Prince
Michael O'Donowitch was made a major-general, and Peter a lieutenant
of marines. The newly appointed officers instantly clinched, fell
headlong, rolled over and over one another, pommelled each other's
heads, bit, scratched, and kicked till the hay and straw flew in all
directions.
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