The Surprising Adventures of Sir Toady Lion with Those of General Napoleon Smith: An Improving History for Old Boys, Young Boys, Good Boys, Bad Boys, Big Boys, Little Boys, Cow Boys, and Tom-BoysCrockett, S. R. (Samuel Rutherford)
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The Surprising Adventures of Sir Toady Lion with Those of General Napoleon Smith: An Improving History for Old Boys, Young Boys, Good Boys, Bad Boys, Big Boys, Little Boys, Cow Boys, and Tom-Boys
Crockett, S. R. (Samuel Rutherford)
Adventure stories; Battles -- Juvenile fiction; Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Castles -- Juvenile fiction; Conduct of life -- Juvenile fiction; Fantasy literature; Friendship -- Juvenile fiction; Love stories; Siblings -- Juvenile fiction; Soldiers -- Juvenile fiction; Wit and humor, Juvenile; Youth --
When the dust finally cleared away, Peter was found sitting astride of
Prince Michael, and shouting, "Are you the general-major, or am I?"
Then when they had risen to their feet and dusted themselves, it was
found that the distinguished officers had exchanged commissions, and
that Peter Greg had become major-general, while Prince Michael
O'Donowitch was lieutenant of marines, with a new and promising black
eye!
[Illustration: "GENERALS OF DIVISION, EQUAL IN RANK."]
But at the first drill, upon General Peter issuing some complicated
order, such as "Attention! eyes right!" Lieutenant O'Donowitch
remarked, "Me eyes is as roight as yours, ye dirthy baste av a
Scotchy!" Whereupon, as the result of another appeal to arms, the
former judgment was reversed, and Prince Michael regained his
commission at the price of another black eye. Indeed he would have had
three, but for the fact that the number of his eyes was somewhat
strictly limited to two.
Now it was felt by all parties that in a well-disciplined army such
transitions were altogether too sudden, and so a compromise was
suggested--as usual by Sammy Carter. Prince Michael and Peter Greg
were both made generals of division, equal in rank, under
Field-Marshal Smith. The division commanded by General Peter was
composed of Cissy and Sir Toady Lion. The command of this first
division proved, however, to be purely nominal, for Cissy was much too
intimate with the Commander-in-Chief to be ordered about, and as for
Toady Lion he was so high minded and irresponsible that he quite
declined to obey anybody whatsoever. Still, the title was the thing,
and "the division of General Peter Greg" sounded very well.
The other division was much more subordinate. Prissy and Sammy Carter
were the only genuine privates, and they were quite ready to be
commanded by General Mike, Prissy upon conscientious non-resistance
principles, and Sammy with a somewhat humorous aside to his
fellow-soldier that it wouldn't be very bad, because Mike's father
(the royal fish-hawker) lived on Sammy's ancestral domain, and owed
money to Mr. Davenant Carter.
Thus even the iron discipline of a British army is tempered to the
sacred property holder.
The immediate advance of the army of Windy Standard upon the Black
Sheds was only hindered by a somewhat serious indisposition which
suddenly attacked the Commander-in-Chief. The facts were these.
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