British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
It must have been Herbert who made the unlucky suggestion that the
train-booking should be done through Cook, and the services of his
interpreters secured. To this Ermengarde readily agreed, though her
French was above the British average. "I'll write to-night," she
said.
Then it was that Arthur observed that it might be well before buying
tickets to decide where she was going. That horrid sarcastic style
of his was so immeasurably irritating.
"Since you wish to know," she replied haughtily, "my destination is
Nice."
And when asked why, unready with an answer, having settled on the
spur of the moment upon the first name that came up, she said lamely,
"It's--it's the centre of everything."
"But why choose the coldest and dustiest place on the Riviera?" her
mother asked over the afternoon teacups.
"And the resort of the rowdiest lot of visitors and haunt of native
and foreign sharpers," added a woman, who had just appeared, full of
the grievance of being packed and ready and at the last moment denied
a ticket till after the next ten days, every place till then being
booked ahead. "Besides, if you want quiet and scenery, you hardly go
to a big town."
Somebody else suggested that what had been good enough for Queen
Victoria was good enough for her, and painted the beauties of Cimiez
in glowing colours. "And think of the Opera and the Theatre at Nice.
And the Battle of Flowers and the Carnival. To see those properly
you must go to Nice."
Then Ermengarde decided on Hyères, for scenery, good air, and
romantic associations; and, having penned her letter to Cook, heard
from one whose pilgrimage had been to that shrine, that there was
absolutely nothing to do at Hyères and no society whatever, and that
the climate and also that of Costebelle was positively murderous.
Why not try San Remo or Alassio? or Pegli, with the advantage of
being practically at Genoa? Each of these being in turn decided on,
some dreadful defect in each was in turn discovered. Everybody
Ermengarde knew had been everywhere and knew everything about it, and
as each had entirely different views of every place, it was a little
bewildering to an unbiased mind.
Bordighera was at last chosen, as being a place of palms, and
associated with Ruffini's charming story, Dr. Antonio. Then it
turned out that Bordighera was the windiest spot in Europe, and
absolutely without shelter, and that the palms, being tied up like
lettuces for the market, were an abomination of desolation; besides,
crossing the frontier involved another custom-house worry, and the
loss of an hour at Ventimiglia.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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