British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
So at last Mentone, chosen more than once from rapturous reports of
friends and the charm of Bennett's description in his Mediterranean
book, and more than once abandoned on account of dismal tales of bad
sanitation, heat, damp, and relaxing air, was finally decided upon--a
stern and unanimous family veto having been pronounced against both
Monte Carlo and Monaco--and a seat booked ten days in advance.
"A seat," Ermengarde observed with a deep sigh of content; "rather an
exquisite boudoir"--"'Artistically furnished and decorated,'" her
husband muttered--"with a most luxurious sofa, little tables, and
every comfort, and 'through the window a moving panorama of lovely,
sunlit scenery.' How restful! With books, papers, letters to write,
when the outlook palls. All the comfort of a private room in a
first-class hotel, with no stairs and constant change of scene. I
could travel for weeks in such circumstances. The only trouble is
the fellow-traveller. How nice it would be to be able to take two
places!"
Female friends urged the necessity of summer frocks and shady hats;
Arthur was strong upon furs and wraps. Monte Carlo would involve
great splendour of evening toilette, and summer hues and textures by
day. Tailor-mades by artists of renown would be _chic_, but only of
superfine faced-cloth, so Herbert said, quoting with the pride of
recent knowledge from the _Queen_, while as to hats--
"Don't speak of them. My wife is like Mr. Toots, who, you remember,
was fond of waistcoats," interposed Arthur; "she has a weakness for
hats."
"Out of compassion to you, to give you something to sneer at," she
flashed out, bit her lips, and turned the subject, while Arthur,
dumbfounded, and cudgelling his brains to discover the rock of his
offence, remembered the five discarded hats, and fumed with annoyance.
Victoria at eleven in the morning, when some ruddy gold sunbeams were
struggling through clinging folds of mist, presented a lively
spectacle, something between an Ascot day and a cheap excursion.
Shepherded by men in and out of livery and lady's-maids engaging in
fierce combat with porters and guards, fur-clad dames of high and low
degree, decked with flowers, and with fur-coated squires to match
them, sailed majestically in the path of advancing towers of luggage,
and impeded progress in every direction by standing in picturesque
groups at the doors of carriages, or exactly in front of moving
crowds, to exchange inane smiles, minute bows and meaningless small
talk, impervious to the hoarse shouts of hot and panting porters,
stonily unconscious of civil requests from fellow-travellers looking
for hat-boxes, friends, trunks, mistresses, hand-baggage, servants,
and such oddments, in the hurrying melée among toppling towers of
trunks.
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