British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
And back they went straightway, impervious to the pleading of the
dark-eyed man, who too late discovered that the senior partner in
that domestic firm was not of the persuadable female sex. Then,
recognizing Mrs. Allonby to be of more ductile material than the
other two, he devoted his persuasive powers to the woman of substance
and the British matron, whose stern brows soon relaxed beneath his
sunny smile and pleading glances; the woman of substance finding
herself in a trice, she hardly knew how, accommodated with an
improvised _chaise à porteurs_, consisting of a perilously aged
basket-chair and two hoe-handles borne on the shoulders of two
handsome Italian workmen, whose teeth glistened with fun and the
prospect of five-franc pieces to come, while the fair-sized man and
the other matron were mounted each on a strong mule, and before they
could utter a syllable of remonstrance, the mystic word "jay" came
from the mule-driver, and they found themselves bumped out of sight
up the narrow path, which, consisting of steep steps made of huge
cobbles, or, rather, small crags, compelled them to devote their
whole energies to avoid being shot over the mules' tails, as the
animals reared on end with a jerk at each stony stair.
The remaining travellers, having been distributed among the other
mules and donkeys, were soon mounting, nolens-volens and with
inconvenient rapidity, the cobbled stairs, that at first threaded a
sort of chimney in the ridge, and, later, reached a narrow, winding
ledge with a perpendicular drop on one or either side, on the extreme
edges of which the animals took a fiendish pleasure in balancing
themselves, while their miserable riders shut their eyes and clung on
for dear life, vainly imploring the mule-drivers to stop them. But
the merciless drivers, deaf to entreaty, did nothing but urge the
laggard beasts on with strange sounds, in which the word "jay" alone
was intelligible (suggesting to the thoughtful mind a probable Aryan
root signifying to proceed, from which this vocable and the Hindoo
_fao_ and the British gee are alike derived). Because whenever a
driver said "jay," every donkey and mule went, and whenever any rider
said anything to the drivers (and some of them said a good deal in
different tongues), these at once cried "jay," bringing out the vowel
sound sharply and leaving off before they had quite finished it.
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