British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
"What?" cried another British matron of majestic girth, who was
alighting with her daughter from a fly laden with luggage large and
small. "No road to this place? It is a positive swindle. The
people should be exposed at once. Besides, even if those wretched
donkeys manage to carry us up, how on earth are we to get down again?
And what is to be done with the luggage?"
"Mais," replied the driver, with a large circular sweep of both arms,
obviously intended as a conclusive and satisfactory settlement of all
difficulties.
"_Abscheulich!_" shrilled in Berlin accents from a plump and
comfortable Frau, who had arrived upon the scene in another fiacre,
containing a husband, a daughter, and a few other properties.
"_Undenkbar!_"
At this the owner of the dark eyes, moustache and engaging smile
looked with an expressive twinkle and shrug at Ermengarde (who was
sufficiently refreshed and gladdened by the sight of the stout lady's
difficulties to renounce her intention of lying down and dying for
the present), and came forward with the explanation that the little
climb was nothing; the animals were strong and accustomed to heavy
burdens; the luggage would be carried by pack-mules, and the heavier
passengers by the strongest of the saddle-mules; that no horsemanship
was necessary; both donkeys and mules were to be regarded simply as
ambulant easy-chairs, on which it was possible to doze and dream, to
compose poetry, and evolve philosophic systems and scientific
theories, "as Monsieur does," he added, gracefully indicating the
thin man, who was lame, and having been hoisted on to the largest and
most handsome of the engaging, soft-eyed donkeys, was reclining
wearily with one arm on the velvet back of the saddle.
"Na, Hedwig," growled the tranquil German in the fly, "disturb
thyself not! There are many hotels in Menton, _Zuruck_!
_Geschwindt!_"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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