The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character — John Shaqi
The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
The old lady was a shrewd, active dame, kind-hearted and long-tongued,
benevolent and impartial, making her coffee as strong for the poor
pedestrian, with his all upon his back, as the broadcloth sojourner,
with his “up-country pacer.” She was a member of the church, as well
as the daughter of a man who had once owned a race-horse: and these
circumstances gave her an indisputable right, she thought, to “let on
all she knew,” when religion or horse-flesh was the theme. At one moment
she would be heard discussing whether the new “circus rider,” (as she
always called him,) was as affecting in Timothy as the old one was
pathetic in Paul, and anon (not anonymous, for the old lady did
everything above board, except rubbing her corns at supper), protecting
dad's horse from the invidious comparisons of some visiter, who, having
heard, perhaps, that such horses as Fashion and Boston existed, thought
himself qualified to doubt the old lady's assertion that her father's
horse “Shumach” had run a mile on one particular occasion. “Don't tell
_me_,” was her never failing reply to their doubts, “Don't tell _me_
'bout Fashun or Bosting, or any other beating 'Shumach' a fair race, for
the thing was unfesible; did'nt he run a mile a minute by Squire Dim's
watch, which always stopt 'zactly at twelve, and did'nt he start a
minute afore, and git out, jes as the long hand war givin' its last
quiver on ketchin' the short leg of the watch? And didn't he beat
everything in Virginny 'cept once? Dad and the folks said he'd beat
then, if young Mr. Spotswood hadn't give 'old Swaga,' Shumach's rider,
some of that 'Croton water,' (that them Yorkers is makin' sich a fuss
over as bein' so good, when gracious knows, nothin' but what the doctors
call interconception could git me to take a dose) and jis 'fore the race
Swage or Shumach, I don't 'stinctly 'member which, but one of them had
to 'let down,' and so dad's hoss got beat.”
The son I will describe in few words. Imbibing his parents' contempt
for letters, he was very illiterate, and as he had not enjoyed the
equivalent of travel, was extremely ignorant on all matters not relating
to hunting or plantation duties. He was a stout, active fellow, with
a merry twinkling of the eye, indicative of humour, and partiality for
practical joking. We had become very intimate, he instructing me in
“forest lore,” and I, in return, giving amusing stories, or, what was as
much to his liking, occasional introductions to my hunting-flask.
Now that I have introduced the “Dramatis Personæ,” I will proceed with
my story. By way of relaxation, and to relieve the tedium incident
more or less to a student's life, I would take my gun, walk out to old
Hibbs's, spend a day or two, and return refreshed to my books.
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