The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
One fine afternoon I started upon such an excursion, and as I had upon a
previous occasion missed killing a fine buck, owing to my having nothing
but squirrel shot, I determined to go this time for the “antlered
monarch,” by loading one barrel with fifteen “blue whistlers,” reserving
the other for small game.
At the near end of the plantation was a fine spring, and adjacent, a
small cave, the entrance artfully or naturally concealed, save to one
acquainted with its locality. The cave was nothing but one of those
subterraneous washes so common in the west and south, and called “sink
holes.” It was known only to young H. and myself, and we, for peculiar
reasons, kept secret, having put it in requisition as the depository
of a jug of “old Bourbon,” which we favoured, and as the old folks
abominated drinking, we had found convenient to keep there, whither we
would repair to get our drinks, and return to the house to hear them
descant on the evils of drinking, and “vow no 'drap,' 'cept in doctor's
truck, should ever come on their plantation.”
Feeling very thirsty, I took my way by the spring that evening. As I
descended the hill o'ertopping it, I beheld the hind parts of a bear
slowly being drawn into the cave. My heart bounded at the idea of
killing a bear, and my plans were formed in a second. I had no dogs--the
house was distant--and the bear becoming “small by degrees, and
beautifully less.” Every hunter knows, if you shoot a squirrel in the
head when it's sticking out of a hole, ten to one he'll jump out; and
I reasoned that if this were true regarding squirrels, might not the
operation of the same principle extract a bear, applying it low down in
the back.
Quick as thought I levelled my gun and fired, intending to give him the
buckshot when his body appeared; but what was my surprise and horror,
when, instead of a bear rolling out, the parts were jerked nervously in,
and the well-known voice of young H. reached my ears.
“Murder! Hingins! h--ll and kuckle-burs! Oh! Lordy' 'nuff!--'nuff!--take
him off! Jis let me off this wunst, dad, and I'll never run mam's colt
again! Oh! Lordy! Lordy! _all my brains blowed, clean out_! Snakes!
snakes!” yelled he, in a shriller tone, if possible, “H--ll on the
outside and snakes in the sink-hole! I'll die a Christian, anyhow, and
if I die before I wake,” and out scrambled poor H., pursued by a large
black-snake.
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