The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
If my life had depended on it, I could not have restrained my laughter.
Down fell the gun, and down dropped I shrieking convulsively. The hill
was steep, and over and over I went, until my head striking against a
stump at the bottom, stopped me, half senseless. On recovering somewhat
from the stunning blow, I found Hibbs upon me, taking satisfaction from
me for having blowed out his brains. A contest ensued, and H. finally
relinquished his hold, but I saw from the knitting of his brows, that
the bear-storm, instead of being over, was just brewing. “Mr. Tensas,”
he said with awful dignity, “I'm sorry I put into you 'fore you cum to,
but you're at yourself now, and as you've tuck a shot at me, it's no
more than far I should have a chance 'fore the hunt's up.”
It was with the greatest difficulty I could get H. to bear with me until
I explained the mistake; but as soon as he learned it, he broke out in a
huge laugh. “Oh, Dod busted! that's 'nuff; you has my pardon. I ought to
know'd you didn't 'tend it; 'sides, you jis scraped the skin. I war wus
skeered than hurt, and if you'll go to the house and beg me off from
the old folks, I'll never let on you cuddent tell copperas breeches from
bar-skin.”
Promising that I would use my influence, I proposed taking a drink,
and that he should tell me how he had incurred his parent's anger. He
assented, and after we had inspected the cave, and seen that it held no
other serpent than the one we craved, we entered its cool recess, and H.
commenced.
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