The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character — John Shaqi
The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
The city physician, fast anchored in the sublimity of scientific
expression, requires a patient to “inflate his lungs to their utmost
capacity;” the swamp doctor tells his to “draw a long breath, or
swell your d--dest:” one calls an individual's physical peculiarities,
“idiosyncrasy;” the other terms it “a fellow's nater.”
The city physician sends his prescriptions to the drug store, and gives
himself no regard as to the purity of the medicine; each swamp doctor is
his own _pharmacien_, and carries his drug store at the saddle.
The city physician rides in an easy carriage over well paved streets,
and pays toll at the bridge; we mount a canoe, a pair of mud boots,
sometimes a horse, and traverse, unmindful of exposure or danger, the
sullen slough or angry river.
The city physician wears broadcloth, and looking in his hat reads,
“Paris;” we adorn the outer man with homespun, and gazing at our
graceful castors remember the identical hollow tree in which we caught
the coon that forms its fair outline and symmetrical proportions.
The city physician goes to the opera or theatre, to relax, and while
away a leisure evening. The swamp doctor resorts for the same purpose
to a deer or bear hunt, a barbacue or bran dance, and generally ends by
becoming perfectly hilarious, and evincing a determination to sit up in
order that he can escort the young ladies home before breakfast.
The city physician, compelled to keep up appearances, deems a library of
a hundred authors a moderate collection; the swamp doctor glories in the
possession of “Gunn's Domestic Medicine,” and the “Mother's Guide.”
The city physician has a costly Parisian instrument for performing
operations, and scorns to extract a tooth; the swamp doctor can rarely
boast of a case of amputating instruments, and practises dentistry with
a gum lancet and a pair of pullikens.
The city physician, with intellect refined, but feelings vitiated by the
corruptings and heart-hardenings of modern polished society, views with
utter indifference or affected sympathy the dissolution of body and soul
in his patients: but think you, we can see depart unmoved those with
whom we have endured privations, have been knit like brothers together
by our mutual dangers; with whom we have hunted, fished, and shared the
crust and lowly couch; with whom we have rejoiced and sorrowed; think
you we can see them go down to the grave with tearless eyes, with
unmoved soul? If we can, then blot out that expression so accordant with
common sentiment, “God made the country, and man the town.”
The city physician sends the poor to the hospital, and eventually to the
dissecting-room; we tend and furnish them gratuitously, and a proposal
to dispose of them anatomically would, in all probability, put a knife
into us.
One, with a sickly frame, anticipates old age; the other, with a
vigorous constitution, knows that exposure and privation will cut him
off ere his meridian be reached.
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