The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
The city physician has soft hands, soft skin, and soft clothes: we have
soft hearts but hard hands; we are rough in our phrases, but true in our
natures; our words do not speak one language and our actions another;
what we mean we say, what we say we mean; our characters, when not
original, are impressed upon us by the people we practise among
and associate with, for such is the character of the pioneers and
pre-emptionists of the swamp.
To sum up the whole, the city physician lives at the top of the pot,
the swamp doctor scarcely at the rim of the skillet: one is a delicate
carpet, which none but the nicest kid can press; the other is a cypress
floor, in which the hobnails of every clown can stamp their shape:
one is the breast of a chicken, the other is a muscle-shell full of
cat-fish: one is quinine, the other Peruvian bark: and so on in the
scale of proportions.
I have contrasted the two through the busy, moving scenes of life; let
me keep the curtain from descending awhile, till I draw the last and
awful contrast.
Stand by the death-bed of the two, in that last and solemn hour,
when disease has prescribed for the patient, and death, acting
the _pharmacien_, is filling the R. In a close, suffocating room,
horizontalized on a feather bed; if a bachelor, attended by a mercenary
nurse; his departure eagerly desired by a host of expectant, envious
competitors; with the noise of drays, the shouts of the busy multitude,
and the many discordant cries of the city ringing through his frame, the
soul of the city physician leaves its mortal tenement and wings its way
to heaven through several floors and thicknesses of mortar and brick,
whilst the sobs of his few true friends float on the air strangely
mingled with “Pies all hot!”
“The last 'erald!” and “Five dollars reward, five dollars reward, for
the lost child of a disconsolate family!”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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