The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
On! on! sped the victim--we in his train--in his haste to reach the
waters of the “Loosa Chitta” and allay his sufferings. The stream
was nearly reached; with ecstasy the poor brute beheld the glistening
waters; he sped on with accelerated steps--one more spring, and he would
find surcease of anguish 'neath their cooling waves. But he was
destined never to reach them; he fell exhausted on the brink, vainly
endeavouring, with extended neck, to allay his fiery thirst; as the
flame, now bereft of fuel, sent up its last flickering ray, the poor
mule, with a low reproachful moan, expired.
A RATTLESNAKE ON A STEAMBOAT.
|Shortly before the usual time for wending my way North to the medical
lectures, an opportunity was afforded me by an ingenious negro, who had
caught the reptile asleep, of exchanging a well-worn blanket coat
and two dimes,--principally in cash--for as fine a specimen of the
Rattlesnake as ever delighted the eye or ear of a naturalist; nine
inches across the small of the back, six feet seven-eighths of an inch
in length, eyes like globular lightning, colours as gaudy as an Arkansas
gal's apron, twenty-three rattles and a button, and a great propensity
to make them heard, were the strong points of my purchase.
Designing him as a propitiatory offering to one of the professors, my
next care was to furnish him with a fitting habitation. Nothing better
presenting itself, I made him one out of a pine box, originally designed
for shoes, by nailing thin slats transversely, so as neither to exclude
air or vision, but sufficiently close, I thought, to prevent him from
escaping. The day for my departure arrived, and I had his snakeship
carried on board the boat destined to bear me to V--------, where I
would take an Ohio steamer.
Unfortunately for the quietude of my pet, on the Yazoo boat was a young
cockney lady, who, hearing that there was a live rattlesnake on board,
allowed her curiosity to overcome her maiden diffidence sufficiently to
prefer a request that the young doctor “would make 'is hanimal oiler?”
a process which the proverbial abstemiousness when in confinement of the
“hanimal” was accomplishing rapidly without any intervention on my part.
Politeness would not allow me to refuse, and as it was considerable of a
novelty to the passengers, his snakeship was kept constantly stirred up,
and his rattles had very little rest that trip.
The steamer at length swung alongside the wharf boat at V--------, and
transferring my baggage, I lounged about until the arrival of a boat
would give me an opportunity of proceeding. The contents of the box were
quickly discovered; and the snake had to undergo the same inflictions
as the day previous--until, thoroughly vexed, I made them desist, and
resolved thenceforth I would conceal his presence and allow him to
travel as common baggage.
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