The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character — John Shaqi
The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
“The shades of night were falling fast,” as the steamer Congress came
booming along, and, after a detention of a few minutes for passengers,
proceeded on her way, obtaining none however except myself. The
snake-box was placed with the other baggage on the cabin deck in front
of the “social hall,” jam up, as luck would have it, against one of the
chimneys, making the location unpleasantly warm. It was one of those
clear, luminous nights in autumn, when not a cloud dims the azure, and
the heavens so “beautifully blue,” (Alas! poor Neal,) are gleaming with
their myriad stars, when the laughing breeze lifts the hair off the brow
and presses the cheek with as soft a touch as the pulpy lips of a maiden
in her first essay at kissing. The clear, croupy cough of the steamer
was echoed back in prolonged asthmatic strains from the dark woods
lining the river, like an army of cowled gigantic monks come from their
cells to see a steamboat. Supper was over, and the beauty of the night
had enticed the majority of the passengers from the cabin to the open
deck.
A goodly number, myself amongst the rest, were seated in front of the
social hall, smoking our cigars, and swapping yarns of all climes,
sizes, nations, and colours.
Sitting a few yards from me, the most prominent personage of the group,
smoking a chiboque, and regaling the crowd with the manner in which he
choked a “Cobra de Capello” to death that crawled into his hammock in
India, was an old English sailor, who, from his own account, had sailed
over all the world, and through some parts of it.
Weighing the words down with a heavy ballast of oaths, he said he
“wasn't afraid of anything in the snake line, from the sea serpent down
to the original snake that tempted Eve.” I asked him if he had ever met
the rattlesnake since he had been in America, thinking I would put his
courage to the test on the morrow.
“Seen a rattlesnake? Yes, enough to sink a seventy-four? Went to Georgia
on purpose to kill them. Pshaw! To think a man that had killed a boa
constrictor, fair fight, should be fraid of a little noisy flirt of a
snake that never grew bigger round than a marlin spike!”
At this moment the boat was running a bend near in shore, and the glare,
of a huge fire at a wood-yard was thrown directly under the chair of the
braggart, when, to my utter amazement I saw there, snugly coiled up, the
huge proportions of my _snake!_
I was so astonished and horrified that I could neither speak nor move.
I had left him securely fastened in his cage, and yet there he was at
liberty, in his deadly coil, his eyes gleaming like living coals. The
light was intercepted, and the foot of the sailor moving closer to the
reptile it commenced its warning rattle, but slowly and irregularly,
showing it was not fully aroused.
“What is that?” exclaimed a dozen voices.
The foot being withdrawn, the rattling ceased before its nature or
source could be clearly traced.
“'Twas the steam escaping,” said one.
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