The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character — John Shaqi
The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
The swamp doctor is gathered unto his fathers 'neath the greenwood
tree, couched on the yielding grass, with the soft melody of birds, the
melancholy cadence of the summer wind, the rippling of the stream, the
sweet smell of flowers, and the blue sky above bending down as if to
embrace him, to soothe his spirit, and give his parting soul a glance
of that heaven which surely awaits him as a recompense for all the
privations he has endured on earth; whilst the pressure on his palm of
hard and manly hands, the tears of women attached to him like a brother
by the past kind ministerings of his Godlike calling, the sobs of
children, and the boisterous grief of the poor negroes, attest that not
unregarded or unloved he hath dwelt on earth: a sunbeam steals through
the leafy canopy and clothes his brow with a living halo, a sweet smile
pervades his countenance, and amidst all that is beauteous in nature or
commendable in man, the swamp doctor sinks in the blissful luxuries of
death; no more to undergo privation and danger, disease or suffering. He
hath given his last pill, had his last draught protested against; true
to the instincts of his profession, he, no doubt, in the battling troop
of the angels above, if feasible, will still continue to _charge_.
MY EARLY LIFE.
|Upon what slender hinges the gate of a man's life turns, and what
trifling things change the tenor of his being, and determine in a
moment the direction of a lifetime! Who inhales his modicum of azote and
oxygen, that cannot verify in his own person that we are the creatures
of circumstances, and that there is a hidden divinity that shapes our
ends, despite the endeavours of the pedagogue, man, to paddle them out
of shape?
Some writer of celebrity has averred, and satisfactorily proven to all
of his way of thinking, by a chain of logical deductions, that the war
of 1812, the victory of New Orleans, the elevation of Jackson to the
presidency, the annexation of Texas, General Taylor's not possessing the
proportions of Hercules, and a sad accident that occurred to one of the
best of families very recently, all was the inevitable effect of a quiet
unobtrusive citizen in Maryland being charged some many years ago with
hog stealing.
Were I writing a library instead of a volume, I would take up, for the
satisfaction of my readers, link by link, the chain of consequences,
from the mighty to the insignificant; also, if time and eternity
permitted, trace the genealogy of the memorable porker (upon whose
forcible seizure all these events depended), back to the time when
Adam was not required to show a tailor's bill unpaid, as a portent of
gentility, or Eve thought it a wife's duty to henpeck her husband.
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