The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
she was; and her tears and outcries also gave evidence that she, too,
amidst the heart-hardenings of poverty, contumely, and lowliness, had
still gushing up in her heart the pure waters of love.
“Lordy grashus!” she cried; “you have ruined the child! Oh! how could
you doit? You, a man grown, and him, your own son! Oh, Jim!”
“'Twasn't my fault, Betsy,” answered poor Jim, “'twasn't my fault! Oh!
what must I do? He's gwine into 'vulshuns.”
“Jump on the critter and git the doctor!” said Betsy. “Quick, Jim! Oh,
Lordy! only twelve children--and to lose one of them!” and the poor
mother sobbed as if her heart were rending; whilst Jim, jumping on a
belter horse than befitted his circumstances, made all haste for town,
whither he arrived about dinner-time--and dashing up with frantic haste
to the office-door, yelled out, “Doctor! oh, doctor! I've bit my son's
hand off, and he's dying, sarten! Come, quick! dear doctor! that's a
good old hoss!--oh, do!”
But the “good old hoss” not responding to his appeal, he dismounted, and
rushed in, repeating his cry.
“What's the matter? what's the matter? who's sick?” said I, rushing in
from a back room--one book open in my right hand, and a ponderous tome
under my left arm.
“Oh! young doctor, where's the old man? I've bit my son's arm off, and
he's gone into 'vulshuns, and I want the boss to come right out.”
“He's gone into the country, and won't be back before night,” replied I.
“Did your boy's arm bleed much?”--not reflecting on the absurdity of a
man biting a boy's arm off.
“Bleed! Yes, all three stumps bled like a stuck deer.”
“Three h--lls! Spiffle, you're drunk! How could you bite off three of
his arms?”
“Oh, doctor! I meant his fingers; he put them in my mouth when I war
asleep. Sens the old man's out, doctor, you must go. Jes' save his life,
doc, and you'll never want vensun or a good trout-hole while I'm in the
swamp! Be in a hurry, that's a good fellow.”
The chance was too good to be lost--a surgical and medical case
combined--amputation and convulsions. What could be more opportune?
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