The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character — John Shaqi
The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and CharacterRobb, John S.
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The Swamp Doctor's Adventures in The South-West: Containing the Whole of The Louisiana Swamp Doctor; Streaks of Squatter Life; and Far-Western Scenes; In a Series of Forty-Two Humorous Southern and Western Sketches, Descriptive of Incidents and Character
Robb, John S.
Southwest, Old -- Social life and customs
Telling Spiffle I would go as soon as I got some medicine suitable to
the case, I put near half a peck of valerian in my coat pockets, and an
ounce vial of prussic acid in my vest; some calomel, assafoetida, lint,
and adhesive plaster, completed my preparations, and I was ready for
business. The horse I intended to ride was a favourite one of the old
doctor's, but one which, accomplished equestrian as he was, he dare not
back, except when the visit lay over some old beaten road; and as for
riding him through the devious path of the swamp--one moment on the
horse's neck to 'scape an impending limb, the next with the body at a
right angle, to avoid a gnarled and thorny tree--now on one side, now
on the other, and again on both--wading the backwater, jumping logs,
swimming the dark and sullen slough, or with feet raised to the pommel
to clear the cypress-knees, which on every side, as the path would cross
a brake, obtruded their keen points, ready to impale the luckless wight
who there might chance to lose his seat; to ride “Chaos” midst such
paths as these, the old doctor, I have said, would never have dreamed of
doing, and, most assuredly, had he been at home, would not have allowed
me to undertake; but such a ride, with its break-neck peril, chimed well
with my youthful feelings, which pursued the same reckless course that
the heart's current of the medical student has run in, from the time
when “Chiron” was a “grave rat,” to the Tyro of yesterday, who is
looking in the dictionary for the meaning of “artery.”
With all the seriousness naturally to be elicited by a responsible
mission, I mounted Chaos, and started at a speed that beplastered the
skeleton houses 011 each side of the way with mud, heaving a delectable
morsel, as I passed the “doggery,” full in the mouth of a picayune
demagogue, who, viewing the political sky with open mouth, was
vociferating vehemently on the merits of his side. “Hurrah!” for he had
just ejaculated, when the substance, which perhaps assisted in composing
an antediluvian megathaslopsyolamagosogiam, or, possibly, “imperial
Cæsar,” hit him “vim” in the patent orifice. Cleaning his throat, he
spluttered out, “Cuss the country, when a man can't holler for the
feller that he likes best, but the heels of every 'prentice saw-bone's
horse must fling clay in his teeth!”
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