The Tables Turned; or, Nupkins Awakened. A Socialist InterludeMorris, William
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The Tables Turned; or, Nupkins Awakened. A Socialist Interlude
Morris, William
Socialism -- Drama
_Mr. H_. Yes; speaking: to how many people?
_St_. About a thousand.
_Mr. H_. Could you get near him?
_St_. Nowhere near.
_Mr. H_. Well, can you tell me what he was saying?
_St_. Well, he said that all the rich people and all the shopkeepers
(_glancing at the Jury_) should be disemboweled and flayed alive, and
that all arrangements had been made for doing it, if only the workingmen
would combine. He then went into details as to where various detachments
were to meet in order to take the Bank of England and capture the Queen.
He also threatened to smash Mr. Justice Nupkins' "Rent-of-Ability," by
which I understood him to mean his skull.
_J. N_. His--my brains, you mean!
_St_. No, my lord; for he said that you--that he--hadn't any brains.
_Mr. H_. Did you find any documents or papers on him when he was
arrested?
_St_. Yes; he had a bundle of papers with him.
_Mr. H_. Like this? (_showing a number of_ "_Commonweal_")
_St_. Yes.
_J. F_. (_Aside_: Two quires that I couldn't sell, damn it!)
_Mr. H_. We put this paper in, my lord. Your lordship will notice the
vileness of the incendiarism contained in it. I specially draw your
attention to this article by one Bax, who as you will see, is familiar
with the use of dynamite to a fearful extent. (J. N. _reads, muttering_
"_Curse of Civilisation_.") Gentlemen of the Jury that is our case.
_J. N_. (_looking up from_ "_Commonweal_"). Prisoner at the bar, what
have you to say? Do you call witnesses?
_J. F_. Yes, I call witnesses, but I haven't much to say. I am accused
of obstruction, but I shan't argue that point, as I know that I should do
myself no good by proving that I had not obstructed. I am accused of
being a Socialist and a revolutionist. Well, if you, my lord, and you,
gentlemen of the Jury, and the classes to which you belong, knew what
Socialism means--and I fear you take some pains not to--you would also
know what the condition of things is now, and how necessary revolution
is. So if it is a crime to be a Socialist and a revolutionist, I have
committed that crime; but the charge against me is that I am a criminal
fool, which I am not. And my witnesses will show you, gentlemen of the
Jury, that the evidence brought against me is a mass of lies of the
silliest concoction. That is, they will show it you if you are sensible
men and understand your position as jurymen, which I almost fear you do
not. Well, it will not be the first time that the judge has usurped the
function of the jury, and I would go to prison cheerfully enough if I
could hope it would be the last.
[_He pauses as if to listen. Confused noises and the sound of the_
"_Marseillaise_" _a long way off_. (_Aside_: What is it, I wonder?--No;
it's nothing.)
_J. N_. Prisoner, what is the matter with you? You seem to be
intoxicated; and indeed I hope you are, for nothing else could excuse the
brutality of your language.
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