The Tallants of Barton, vol. 2 (of 3) : A tale of fortune and financeHatton, Joseph
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The Tallants of Barton, vol. 2 (of 3) : A tale of fortune and finance
Hatton, Joseph
English fiction -- 19th century
It was a strangely quaint and ungrammatical letter this, penned by
Thomas Dibble. It set forth, in big straggling letters, that the
writer was the proprietor of an exhibition of considerable fame in the
provinces; that he was anxious to add thereto additional attractions,
and make it a permanent thing for the winter at the important city
of Severntown, where it had recently attained to a pitch of great
celebrity.
The writer required a loan of one hundred pounds for six months,
re-payable by instalments, and he was prepared to give his bond for the
amount, together with security upon his properties.
“Indeed,” said Mr. Shuffleton Gibbs, who was just preparing to remove
his quarters from the street off the Strand. “Indeed! Thomas Dibble, by
all that is wonderful! I never forget handwriting, and I shall never
forget Master Dibble’s above everybody else’s. Surely he has not turned
showman? No; he is the exhibitor’s fag, his man-of-all-work, and he has
written this letter from dictation. I will reply by-and-by. Meanwhile,
I must see what there is to be made out of this with Mrs. Dibble. I
fancy the old girl would give something to know where her faithless
Tommy is.”
Thus soliloquised Mr. Shuffleton Gibbs, whilst he packed up sundry
letters and papers, and prepared to change his residence.
Some of his correspondents were beginning to be tiresome; they had
commenced to require explanations of the continued delay; and the women
who had written to the Coffee House in the City, were appealing in
heart-breaking terms for the promised materials, or the return of their
money.
“It is getting hot,” the ex-swell went on. “I can’t stand these
pathetic epistles; they hurt my feelings. Poor creatures! They would
surely be satisfied if they knew that they were contributing to
maintain the faded splendours--ah! of a buck out of luck. That’s
rhyme--’gad, bless my soul! who would have thought that I should
burst out into rhyme? I am very sorry, ladies, that I cannot afford
to forward the materials in question, nor the trifling sums which
you have--haw--entrusted to my care. And, _messieurs, les pauvres
gentilhommes_, and you, ye wretched traders, who get into debt beyond
your means of payment, I will make further inquiries into your cases.
Meanwhile I am much obliged to you for the fees which you have
forwarded so promptly.”
The next day a detective officer inquired at No. 3, Great Charlton
Street, Strand, for James Marfleeting, Esq.; but that gentleman had
left the house without giving the landlady warning, or paying for the
last week’s rent.
Shortly afterwards, in the garb of a “Mossoo” of the Leech cut, and
with a heavy black moustache, Mr. Gibbs called at Mrs. Dibble’s. He
found that lady in a very melancholy state of mind, and considerably
thinner than when we last saw her.
With a strong French accent he asked Mrs. Dibble if her husband had run
away, and if his name was Thomas.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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