Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
“All of them. You know those horrid quinine tablets Evelyn is always
wanting people to try—well, I shall take one of them publicly. You
don’t suppose that any one will suspect me of doing it unnecessarily,
do you?”
The girl with the dimple in her chin shuddered. “Impossible,” she said.
The blue-eyed girl suddenly stopped curling her hair, and, facing her
friend, remarked: “I can tell you one thing though—Jack Bittersweet
shall pay dearly for this!”
* * * * *
The president of the Teacup club rapped for order with the handle
of her umbrella. “I am glad to see you all here to-day, in spite of
the weather,” she remarked. “We have a very interesting topic for
discussion. It is, ‘Woman in Her Character of Heroine.’”
“Indeed, it is interesting,” said the girl with the Roman nose. “I only
wish you had thought to mention it to me and I should have prepared
a paper on it. No, I couldn’t have done it, either, for my aunt from
New Jersey was in town, and I had to take her sight-seeing. Oh, dear,
aren’t people who live in the country painfully active? And what ideas
they have! They seem to think Lincoln Park is in the back yard and the
Statue of Columbus across the street.”
“I know a girl who has had a much worse time than that,” said the
brown-eyed blonde. “She had to take her future mother-in-law to see
the sights. The old lady had read up in preparation for her visit, and
knew more about the city than Marie herself. Now, while the poor girl
is being massaged with arnica and things to get over the effects of her
exertion, the old lady is busy telling her son that such an ignorant
girl can never make a good wife!”
“Speaking of the bravery of women,” said the girl with the classic
profile, “I know a girl who early one morning heard a noise in a large
closet next her room, in which she kept her furs and cloth gowns. She
slipped out of bed and into the hall, and turned the key, which was
fortunately on the outside, and there she had the burglar safe in that
stifling atmosphere. Then she fainted.”
“And no wonder,” said the girl with the eyeglasses. “I should have
fainted first.”
“It took them three-quarters of an hour to restore her and find out
what was the matter, then they sent for the police, and what do you
think they found?”
“That the burglar was dead,” breathed the girl with the Roman nose.
“No. It wasn’t a burglar at all; it was her own father, who had risen
early and gone into the closet to look for a file of papers which
had been kept in the attic for twenty years. Oh, he said perfectly
awful things when he got breath enough to speak! Unluckily, too, it
happened just at the time when she needed a lot of new things. She said
that nobody appreciated her bravery except a man who was paying her
attention at the time, and he didn’t dare say a word before her father
for fear of losing his good-will.”
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