Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
“Humph!” said the girl with the dimple in her chin, “it only goes to
show that women are really more courageous than men.”
“Of course they are,” said the girl with the eyeglasses. “Why, only the
other day I read of a girl who had a hole bored in one of her front
teeth and a diamond inserted. Did you ever hear of a man who was brave
enough to go to the dentist unless he really had to?”
“No,” said the president. “Oh, girls, I once had my pocketbook snatched
from me by a boy, and I just ran after him until he dropped it. I don’t
know that I should have been so brave,” she added, “but for the fact
that, beside my card, it contained several unpaid bills of which my
husband knew nothing. If the police had caught the boy with it, they
would have communicated the fact to him, and I never should have heard
the last of those bills.
“I hope he appreciated your bravery, anyhow,” said the girl with the
eyeglasses.
“Of course not,” said the president; “his only comment was that it
served me right for carrying my pocketbook in my hand. Oh, you can’t
make a man understand that a woman fears nothing. By the way, I wish
several of you would come home to dinner with me. I broke Tom’s lovely
bit of old Venetian glass to-day, and I had rather not be alone with
him when he finds it out.”
“I’ll go with pleasure,” said the girl with the Roman nose, “is anybody
else coming?”
“Nobody but Mr. Troolygood,” said the president. “I always ask him in
such an emergency, because he prophesied that Tom would break my heart
within two years of our marriage. Tom knows that, and—well, I could
dance on the graves of his ancestors if Mr. Troolygood was present, and
Tom would encourage my efforts.”
“Then, I don’t see why you ask us to-day,” said the girl with the Roman
nose, “he ought to be—”
“Sufficient? Yes, I suppose so; but—well, the truth is that he is
rather hard to entertain, and Tom is so busy in his presence, being
nice to me, that he is no help at all.”
“I should be delighted to dine with you, also,” said the blue-eyed
girl, “but really I have such a cold that I don’t dare to be out at all
after nightfall.”
“Have you a cold?” said the brown-eyed blonde, “why, I didn’t notice it
when I met you in the restaurant this morning.”
“Didn’t you, dear? But then you are not very observant. You had not
even noticed that there was a wrinkle in the waist of your new gown,
until I pointed it out to you. Evelyn, dear, mightn’t I take another
of your quinine tablets now? I really think that I am feeling better
already.”
“Do not take too much of it, dear, if you value your peace of mind,”
said the girl with the eyeglasses. “I’ve had such an awful cold this
week. I don’t know how I ever caught it, unless it was sitting in that
hot church on Sunday. Mamma would have me go, and I—”
“Perhaps you caught it standing on your front steps Monday evening,”
suggested the girl with the classic profile. “I saw you, as I passed,
and wondered how long—”
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