The Thin Santa Claus: The Chicken Yard That Was a Christmas Stocking — John Shaqi
The Thin Santa Claus: The Chicken Yard That Was a Christmas StockingButler, Ellis Parker
General
The Thin Santa Claus: The Chicken Yard That Was a Christmas Stocking
Butler, Ellis Parker
Christmas stories
She went at once to tell Mrs. Flannery, and Mrs. Flannery was far more
excited about it than Mrs. Gratz had been. She said it was the Hand of
Retribution paying back the chicken thief, and the Hand of Justice
repaying Mrs. Gratz for sending toys to the little Flannerys, and Pure
Luck giving Mrs. Gratz what she always got, and a number of other
things.
"'Tis the luck of ye, Mrs. Gratz, ma'am," she said, "and often I do be
sayin' it is the Dutch for luck, meanin' no disrespect to ye, and the
fatter the luckier, as I often told me old man, rest his soul, and him
so thin! And Christmas mornin' at that, ma'am, which is nothin' at all
but th' judgment of hivin on th' dirty chicken thief, pickin' such a
day for his thievin', when there's plenty other days in th' year for
him. Keep th' money, ma'am, for 't is yours by good rights, and I knew
there would some good come till ye th' minute ye handed me th'
prisints for the kids. The good folks sure all gits ther reward in
this world, only some don't, an' I'm only sorry mine is a pig instid
of chickens, but not wishin' ye hadn't th' money yersilf, at all, but
who would come to steal a pig, and them such loud squealers? And who
do you suspicion it was, Mrs. Gratz, ma'am?"
"I think mebby I got me a present from Santy Claus, yes?" said Mrs.
Gratz.
"And hear th' woman!" said Mrs. Flannery. "Do ye hear that now? Well,
true for ye, ma'am, and stick to it, for there's no tellin' who'll be
claimin' th' money, and if ever Santy Claus brought a thing to a
mortal soul 't was him brought ye that. And 't was only yesterday ye
was sayin' ye had no belief in him!"
"Yesterday I don't have no beliefs in him," said Mrs. Gratz. "To-day I
have plenty of beliefs in him. I like him plenty. I don't care if he
comes every year."
"Sure not," said Mrs. Flannery, "and you with th' nine hundred dollars
in yer pocket. I'd be glad of the chanst. I'd believe in him, mesilf,
for four hundred and fifty."
That afternoon Mrs. Flannery, whose excitement had not abated in the
least, went over to Mrs. Gratz's to spend the afternoon talking to her
about the money. She felt that it was good to be that near it, at any
rate, and when one can make a whole afternoon's conversation out of
what Mrs. Casey said to Mrs. O'Reilly about Mrs. McNally, it is a
shame to miss a chance to talk about nine hundred dollars. Mrs.
Flannery was rocking violently and talking rapidly, and Mrs. Gratz was
slowly moving her rocker and answering in monosyllables, when some one
knocked at the door. Mrs. Gratz answered the knock.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account