The Thin Santa Claus: The Chicken Yard That Was a Christmas StockingButler, Ellis Parker
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The Thin Santa Claus: The Chicken Yard That Was a Christmas Stocking
Butler, Ellis Parker
Christmas stories
Her visitor was a tall, thin man, and he had a slouch hat, which he
held in his hands as he talked. He seemed nervous, and his face wore a
worried look--extremely worried. He looked like a man who had lost
nine hundred dollars, but he did not look like Santa Claus. He was
thinner and not so jolly-looking. At first Mrs. Gratz had no idea that
Santa Claus was standing before her, for he did not have a sleigh-bell
about him, and he had left his red cotton coat with the white batting
trimming at home. He stood in the door playing with his hat, unable to
speak. He seemed to have some delicacy about beginning.
[Illustration: _"He looked like a man who had lost nine hundred
dollars, but he did not look like Santa Claus"_]
"Well, what it is?" said Mrs. Gratz.
Her visitor pulled himself together with an effort.
"Well, ma'am, I'll tell you," he said frankly. "I'm a chicken buyer. I
buy chickens. That's my business--dealin' in poultry--so I came out
to-day to buy some chickens--"
"On Christmas Day?" asked Mrs. Gratz.
"Well," said the man, moving uneasily from one foot to the other, "I
did come on Christmas Day, didn't I? I don't deny that, ma'am. I did
come on Christmas Day. I'd like to go out and have a look at your
chickens--"
"It ain't so usual for buyers to come buying chickens on Christmas
Day, is it?" interposed Mrs. Gratz, good-naturedly.
"Well, no, it ain't, and that's a fact," said the man uneasily. "But I
always do. The people I buy chickens for is just as apt to want to eat
chicken one day as another day--and more so. Turkey on Christmas Day,
and chicken the next, for a change--that's what they always tell me.
So I have to buy chickens every day. I hate to, but I have to, and if
I could just go out and look around your chicken yard--"
It was right there that Mrs. Gratz had a suspicion that Santa Claus
stood before her.
"But I don't sell such a chicken yard, yet," she said. The man wiped
his forehead.
"Sure not," he said nervously. "I was goin' to say look around your
chicken yard and see the chickens. I can't buy chickens without I see
them, can I? Some folks might, but I can't with the kind of customers
I've got. I've got mighty particular customers, and I pay extra prices
so as to get the best for them, and when I go out and look around the
chicken yard--"
"How much you pay for such nice, big, fat chickens, mebby?" asked Mrs.
Gratz.
"Well, I'll tell you," said the man. "Seven cents a pound is regular,
ain't it? Well, I pay twelve. I'll give you twelve cents, and pay you
right now, and take all the chickens you've got. That's my rule. But,
if you want to let me go out and see the chickens first, and pick out
the kind my regular customers like, I pay twenty cents a pound. But I
won't pay twenty cents without I can see the chickens first."
"Sure," said Mrs. Gratz. "I wouldn't do it, too. Mebby I go out and
bring in a couple such chickens for you to look at? Yes?"
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