Now, if Paul Schuster had only been himself this bolt of his would have
brought him to nothing worse than the Police Court, and would have
lasted but twenty-four hours at the outside. But Schuster, like all the
rest of us, was not merely himself. He was his ancestors as well. In
him as in you and me, were generations—countless generations—of
forefathers. Schuster had in him the characteristics of his father, the
Palace Hotel barber, but also, he had the unknown characteristics of his
grandfather, of whom he had never heard, and his great-grandfather,
likewise ignored. It is rather a serious matter to thrust yourself
under the dominion of unknown, unknowable impulses and passions. This
is what Schuster did that night. Getting drunk was an impulse belonging
to himself; but who knows what "inherited tendencies," until then
dormant, the alcohol unleashed within him? Something like this must
have happened to have accounted for what follows.
Schuster went straight to the Palace Hotel bar, where he had cocktails,
thence to the Poodle Dog, where he had a French dinner and champagne,
thence to the Barbary Coast on upper Kearny street, and drank whiskey
that rasped his throat like gulps of carpet tacks. Then, realising that
San Francisco was his own principality and its inhabitants his vassals,
he hired a carriage and drove to the Cliff House, and poured champagne
into the piano in the public parlor. A waiter remonstrated, and Paul
Schuster, floor-walker and respectable citizen, bowled him down with a
catsup bottle and stamped upon his abdomen. At the beginning of that
evening he belonged to that class whom policemen are paid to protect.
When he walked out of the Cliff House he was a free-booter seven feet
tall, with a chest expansion of fifty inches. He paid the hack-driver a
double fare and strode away into the night and plunged into the waste of
sand dunes that stretch back from the beach on the other side of the
Park.
It never could be found out what happened to Schuster, or what he did,
during the next ten hours. We pick him up again in a saloon on the
waterfront about noon the next day, with thirty dollars in his pocket
and God knows what disorderly notions in his crazed wits. At this time
he was sober as far as the alcohol went. It might be supposed that now
would have been the time for reflection and repentance and return to
home and respectability. Return home! Not much! Schuster had began to
wonder what kind of an ass he had been to have walked the floor of a
department-store for the last score of years. Something was boiling in
his veins. B-r-r-r! Let ’em all stand far from him now.
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