Civil service -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
All that was really remarkable in Uncle Bat's appearance was included in
his nose. It had always been a generous, weighty, self-confident nose,
inviting to itself more observation than any of its brother features
demanded. But in latter years it had spread itself out in soft, porous,
red excrescences, to such an extent as to make it really deserving of
considerable attention. No stranger ever passed Captain Cuttwater in
the streets of Devonport without asking who he was, or, at any rate,
specially noticing him.
It must, of course, be admitted that a too strongly pronounced
partiality for alcoholic drink had produced these defects in Captain
Cuttwater's nasal organ; and yet he was a most staunch friend of
temperance. No man alive or dead had ever seen Captain Cuttwater the
worse for liquor; at least so boasted the captain himself, and there
were none, at any rate in Devonport, to give him the lie. Woe betide the
midshipman whom he should see elated with too much wine; and even to the
common sailor who should be tipsy at the wrong time, he would show
no mercy. Most eloquent were the discourses which he preached against
drunkenness, and they always ended with a reference to his own sobriety.
The truth was, that drink would hardly make Captain Cuttwater drunk. It
left his brain untouched, but punished his nose.
Mrs. Woodward had seen her uncle but once since she had become a widow.
He had then come up to London to attack the Admiralty at close quarters,
and had sojourned for three or four days at Surbiton Cottage. This was
now some ten years since, and the girls had forgotten even what he was
like. Great preparations were made for him. Though the summer had nearly
commenced, a large fire was kept burning in his bedroom--his bed was
newly hung with new curtains; two feather beds were piled on each
other, and everything was done which five women could think desirable
to relieve the ailings of suffering age. The fact, however, was that
Captain Cuttwater was accustomed to a small tent bedstead in a room
without a carpet, that he usually slept on a single mattress, and that
he never had a fire in his bedroom, even in the depth of winter.
Travelling from Devonport to London is now an easy matter; and Captain
Cuttwater, old as he was, found himself able to get through to Hampton
in one day. Mrs. Woodward went to meet him at Hampton Court in a fly,
and conveyed him to his new home, together with a carpet-bag, a cocked
hat, a sword, and a very small portmanteau. When she inquired after the
remainder of his luggage, he asked her what more lumber she supposed
he wanted. No more lumber at any rate made its appearance, then or
afterwards; and the fly proceeded with an easy load to Surbiton Cottage.
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