Civil service -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
There was great anxiety on the part of the girls when the wheels were
heard to stop at the front door. Gertrude kept her place steadily
standing on the rug in the drawing-room; Linda ran to the door and
then back again; but Katie bolted out and ensconced herself behind the
parlour-maid, who stood at the open door, looking eagerly forth to get
the first view of Uncle Bat.
'So here you are, Bessie, as snug as ever,' said the captain, as he let
himself ponderously down from the fly. Katie had never before heard her
mother called Bessie, and had never seen anything approaching in size or
colour to such a nose, consequently she ran away frightened.
'That's Gertrude--is it?' said the captain.
'Gertrude, uncle! Why Gertrude is a grown-up woman now. That's Katie,
whom you remember an infant.'
'God bless my soul!' said the captain, as though he thought that
girls must grow twice quicker at Hampton than they did at Devonport or
elsewhere, 'God bless my soul!'
He was then ushered into the drawing-room, and introduced in form to his
grand-nieces. 'This is Gertrude, uncle, and this Linda; there is just
enough difference for you to know them apart. And this Katie. Come here,
Katie, and kiss your uncle.'
Katie came up, hesitated, looked horrified, but did manage to get her
face somewhat close to the old man's without touching the tremendous
nose, and then having gone through this peril she retreated again behind
the sofa.
'Well; bless my stars, Bessie, you don't tell me those are your
children?'
'Indeed, uncle, I believe they are. It's a sad tale for me to tell, is
it not?' said the blooming mother with a laugh.
'Why, they'll be looking out for husbands next,' said Uncle Bat.
'Oh! they're doing that already, every day,' said Katie.
'Ha, ha, ha!' laughed Uncle Bat; 'I suppose so, I suppose so;--ha, ha,
ha!'
Gertrude turned away to the window, disgusted and angry, and made up her
mind to hate Uncle Bat for ever afterwards. Linda made a little attempt
to smile, and felt somewhat glad in her heart that her uncle was a man
who could indulge in a joke.
He was then taken upstairs to his bedroom, and here he greatly
frightened Katie, and much scandalized the parlour-maid by declaring,
immediately on his entering the room, that it was 'd----- hot, d---ation
hot; craving your pardon, ladies!'
'We thought, uncle, you'd like a fire,' began Mrs. Woodward, 'as----'
'A fire in June, when I can hardly carry my coat on my back!'
'It's the last day of May now,' said Katie timidly, from behind the
bed-curtains.
This, however, did not satisfy the captain, and orders were forthwith
given that the fire should be taken away, the curtains stripped off,
the feather beds removed, and everything reduced to pretty much the
same state in which it had usually been left for Harry Norman's
accommodation. So much for all the feminine care which had been thrown
away upon the consideration of Uncle Bat's infirmities.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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