The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume Two — John Shaqi
The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume TwoCarleton, William
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The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume Two
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“I don't think he will annoy Julia again, however,” said Alick.
“Not until the next opportunity,” observed his brother, “when, you may
take my word for it, he will be as ridiculously polite and impudent as
ever.”
“Not a doubt of it,” said the father; “the rascal's incurable, and
little did I imagine when I asked him once or twice to dine here that I
was preparing such an infliction for poor Julia. Julia didn't he write
to you?”
“I certainly had the honor of receiving a very elaborate love-letter
from him,” replied Julia, laughing, “which I will show you some of these
days; but, for my part, I think the fool is beneath resentment, and it
is merely on that principle that I have treated him with good-humored
contempt.”
“He is certainly as good as a farce,” said the father; “and if the
rascal had kept from making love, I should have still been glad to have
him here from time to time to amuse us.”
“How does he live at all?” asked Mrs. Purcel; “for, by all accounts, he
has no fixed place of residence, nor any known means of support.”
“Faith, Nancy, that's a subject upon which we are all aiqually
ignorant,” replied her husband; “but that the fellow lives, and can live
comfortably--ay, and has plenty of money, there can be no earthly doubt.
At the same time, that there is much talk about him, and a great deal of
mystery too, is a sure case on the other hand. Well, never mind, Jack;
I asked your old tutor, M'Carthy, to dine here to-day; he has come home
to the country after having gained a scholarship, I believe they call
it, in Trinity College.”
“I'm glad you did, father,” replied John, “and I'm much obliged to you.
Yes, he has gained first place, and I knew he would.”
“He intends going to the bar, he tells me.”
“He will be heard from yet, or I renounce all claims to common sense,”
replied the other. “There is, unquestionably, a brilliant career before
him.”
“I would rather, in the meantime,” observed Mrs. Purcell, “that he had
continued steadfast to his religion. They tell me that he has become a
Protestant.”
“Why, I believe he couldn't gain a scholarship, as you call it, Jack,
without becoming a member of the Established Church.”
“No, sir, he could not.”
“Well, then,” proceeded the proctor, “what great harm? Why, I believe in
my soul, that if it weren't for the bigotry of priests and parsons, who
contrive to set the two churches together by the ears, there would be
found very little difference between them. For my part, I believe a
good, honest Protestant will go to heaven when a scoundrel Papist won't,
and vice versa. The truth is, begad, that it's six of one and half a
dozen of the other; and sorry would I be to let so slight a change as
passing from one religion to the other ever be a bar to the advancement
or good fortune of any one of my children!”
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