The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume TwoCarleton, William
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The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume Two
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“I would much rather not hear you say so, Mat,” replied his wife; “nor
do I ever wish my children to gain either wealth or station in the world
by the sacrifice of the highest principle that can bind the heart--that
of religion.”
“Pooh, Nancy, you speak like a woman who never looked beyond the range
of the kitchen and larder, or thought beyond the humdrum prayers of your
Manual. I wish to see my children established; I wish to see them gain
station in the world; I wish to make them the first of their family; and
I do assure you, Nancy, that it is not such a trifle as the difference
between popery on the one hand, and Protestantism on the other, that I'd
suffer--that is, if they will be guided by me--to stand between them and
the solid advantages of good connection, and a proper standing in the
world. I say, then, boys and girls, don't be fools; for, as for my part,
I scarcely think, to tell God's truth, that there's to the value of
sixpence between the two creeds.”
“Father,” said Mary, laughing, “you're a man of a truly liberal
disposition in these matters.”
“But, papa,” said Julia, with an arch look, “if there be not the value
of sixpence between the two creeds, perhaps there is more than that
between the two clergy?”
The proctor shook his head and laughed.
“Ah, Judy, my girl, you have me there,” he replied; “that goes home
to the proctor, you baggage. Devil a thing, however, like an endowed
church, and may God keep me and all my friends from the voluntary
system!--ha! ha! ha! Come, now, for that same hit at the old proctor,
you must walk over here and play me my old favorite, the 'Cannie
Soogah,' just to pull down your pride. The 'Cannie Soogah,' you know, is
the Irish for Jolly Pedlar, and a right jolly pedlar your worthy father
was once in his days.”
“By the way, papa,” said Mary, “talking of that--what has become of
the pleasant man that goes under that name or nickname--the pedlar that
calls here occasionally?”
“I saw him in the market yesterday,” replied her father, “and a fine,
hale fellow he is of his years. For a man of fifty he's a miracle of
activity and energy.”
“They say he is wealthy,” observed John, “and I shouldn't wonder. You
ought to give a good guess at that, father--ha! ha! ha!”
“Right, John, I ought, and I think he is. You don't know how money
gathers with a successful pedlar, who is up to his business. I am
inclined to think that the Cannie Soogah is the only man who can throw
any light on the history of Buck English.”
“Who the devil is that impudent scoundrel, father? for it appears that,
as regards his birth, family, and origin, nobody knows anything certain
about him.”
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