The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume TwoCarleton, William
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The Tithe-Proctor: The Works of William Carleton, Volume Two
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“I will, Misther John; but, troth, it's the worst word in their cheek
they'd give me, if I deliver the last part of your message. 'Tis my head
in my fist I'd get, maybe; however, Misther John, between you an' me,
they're an ill-looking set, one an' all o' them, an' could pay their
tides, every tail o' them, if they wished.”
“I know that very well,” replied the young fellow, “but my father's not
the man to be trifled with. We'll soon see whether they or the law's the
strongest; that's all.”
Moylan went over to where the defaulters were standing, and putting up
his hand, he stroked down his cheek with great gravity. “Are yez in a
hurry, good people?” said he.
“Some of us is,” replied a voice.
“Ay, all of us,” replied others; “and we're here now for an hour and a
half, and no sign of seein' us.”
“Yez are in a hurry, then?”
“To be sure we are.”
“Well, to them that's in a hurry I've a word to say.”
“What is it, Mogue?”
“Why, it is this, take your time--ever an' always, when you happen to be
in a hurry--take your time.”
“Maybe, Mogue,” they replied, “if you were widout your breakfast, as we
are, you wouldn't say so.”
“Why, did'nt yez get your breakfasts yet?”
“Devil a morsel.”
“Well, to them that didn't get their breakfasts I have another word to
say.”
“What is it, Mogue?”
“Why, have patience--ever and always when you're hungry, have patience,
and you'll find it a great relief; it'll fill you and keep you in good
condition--that I mayn't sin but it will! But, sure, I've got news for
yez, boys,” he added; “Masther John bid me tell you that, after about
a month or so it'll be contrary to law to get hungry: there's an act
o' parliament goin' to be made against it, you see; so that any villain
disloyal enough to get hungry, if it's proved against him, will be
liable to transportation. That I mayn't sin but it'll be a great
comfort for the country--I mane, to have hunger made contrary to act o'
parliament.”
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