English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“I think when the Insurance Act is a little better understood it will
lose some of its present unpopularity,” hazarded Cecilia Smithly-Dubb.
“Will it? I dare say. I’m afraid politics don’t interest me very much,”
said Lady Drakmanton.
The three Miss Smithly-Dubbs put down their cups of Turkish coffee and
stared. Then they broke into protesting giggles.
“Of course, you’re joking,” they said.
“Not me,” was the disconcerting answer; “I can’t make head or tail of
these bothering old politics. Never could, and never want to. I’ve
quite enough to do to manage my own affairs, and that’s a fact.”
“But,” exclaimed Amanda Smithly-Dubb, with a squeal of bewilderment
breaking into her voice, “I was told you spoke so informingly about the
Insurance Act at one of our social evenings.”
It was Lady Drakmanton who stared now. “Do you know,” she said, with a
scared look around her, “rather a dreadful thing is happening. I’m
suffering from a complete loss of memory. I can’t even think who I am.
I remember meeting you somewhere, and I remember you asking me to come
and lunch with you here, and that I accepted your kind invitation.
Beyond that my mind is a positive blank.”
The scared look was transferred with intensified poignancy to the faces
of her companions.
“_You_ asked _us_ to lunch,” they exclaimed hurriedly. That seemed a
more immediately important point to clear up than the question of
identity.
“Oh, no,” said the vanishing hostess, “_that_ I do remember about. You
insisted on my coming here because the feeding was so good, and I must
say it comes up to all you said about it. A very nice lunch it’s been.
What I’m worrying about is who on earth am I? I haven’t the faintest
notion?”
“You are Lady Drakmanton,” exclaimed the three sisters in chorus.
“Now, don’t make fun of me,” she replied, crossly, “I happen to know her
quite well by sight, and she isn’t a bit like me. And it’s an odd thing
you should have mentioned her, for it so happens she’s just come into the
room. That lady in black, with the yellow plume in her hat, there over
by the door.”
The Smithly-Dubbs looked in the indicated direction, and the uneasiness
in their eyes deepened into horror. In outward appearance the lady who
had just entered the room certainly came rather nearer to their
recollection of their Member’s wife than the individual who was sitting
at table with them.
“Who _are_ you, then, if that is Lady Drakmanton?” they asked in
panic-stricken bewilderment.
“That is just what I don’t know,” was the answer; “and you don’t seem to
know much better than I do.”
“You came up to us in the club—”
“In what club?”
“The New Didactic, in Calais Street.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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