Rejuvenation -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
The July daylight from outside showed him that he was in a tiny
entrance hall not more than forty inches each way. He pulled the case
in and by squeezing against the inner door allowed the front door to
close. Anyhow, he was inside the house. He rapped sharply on the inner
door.
The latch on the front door snapped to and instantly the hall was
flooded with light from a tremendous bulb in the ceiling, which,
surprisingly, was twenty feet above him.
A harsh voice, tinny with tremendous amplification but unmistakably
that of the old woman, filled the hall, "ALL RIGHT, YOUNG MAN. I HAVE
THE VIZER TURNED ON YOU. LET'S SEE THE DEMONSTRATION. I BELIEVE YOU
SAID SIX MINUTES. GET ON WITH IT."
Screening his eyes with his fingers, the salesman scanned the walls
and ceiling for the vizer lens, found it beside the five-hundred watt
bulb pouring blindingly down on him, on the other side of a speaker
grille.
"C-certainly, madame." What a layout. As he automatically laid his
case on the floor and opened back the top against the front door, his
eyes searched the walls for indications of openings which might mean
unexpected defenses such as anesthetic tanks. The only breaks in the
two smooth white plaster surfaces which he could see as he squatted
before the case were a horizontal row of glass bosses on each side at
about the height of his knees.
"Now, since my face," he closed his eyes and flashed a toothy smile,
like a video actor, up at the vizer lens, "is subjected to the daily
care of Taffeta Products," he turned his face down to the case and
gritted his teeth, "I must smear facial muscle softener into the left
half to show the action and appearance of muscles which have lost
their tonus." He whipped the cover off a small ivorine jar and rubbed
his cheek vigorously with a brownish salve. "You will note that this
softener also contains a percentage of grime which lodges in the
pores."
He heard a gasp from the speaker grille when he displayed a face whose
left cheek and brow were sagged, wrinkled and hideously brown
speckled. From somewhere behind the gasp, he heard a continuous tinkle
of tiny bells.
His hands moved among the bottles and jars, raised a round silver box
which he held up. "The delicately perfumed applicator pads for all
applications of Taffeta Preparations are pre-saturated with Firmol
Tone Charger. I dip the pad into this solution of Enhancing Hyssop,"
he did so, "and work it gently into the pores. The results are
instantaneous!" He turned up his original video star appearance.
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Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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