The Tremendous Adventures of Major GahaganThackeray, William Makepeace
History
The Tremendous Adventures of Major Gahagan
Thackeray, William Makepeace
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction
It was then that Mr. Sheeny detailed to me the particulars to which I
have briefly adverted; and, informing me at the same time that he had a
family in England who would feel obliged to me for his release, and
that his most intimate friend the English Ambassador would move heaven
and earth to revenge his fall, he directed my attention to a
portmanteau passably well filled, which he hoped would satisfy the
cupidity of my troops. I said, though with much regret, that I must
subject his person to a search; and hence arose the circumstance which
has called for what I fear you will consider a somewhat tedious
explanation. I found upon Mr. Sheeny’s person three sovereigns in
English money (which I have to this day), and singularly enough a copy
of the _New Monthly Magazine_, containing a portion of my adventures.
It was a toss-up whether I should let the poor young man be shot or no,
but this little circumstance saved his life. The gratified vanity of
authorship induced me to accept his portmanteau and valuables, and to
allow the poor wretch to go free. I put the Magazine in my coat-pocket,
and left him and the podesta.
The men, to my surprise, had quitted the building, and it was full time
for me to follow; for I found our sallying party, after committing
dreadful ravages in Oraa’s lines, were in full retreat upon the fort,
hotly pressed by a superior force of the enemy. I am pretty well known
and respected by the men of both parties in Spain (indeed I served for
some months on the Queen’s side before I came over to Don Carlos); and,
as it is my maxim never to give quarter, I never expect to receive it
when taken myself. On issuing from the podesta with Sheeny’s
portmanteau and my sword in my hand, I was a little disgusted and
annoyed to see our own men in a pretty good column retreating at
double-quick, and about four hundred yards beyond me, up the hill
leading to the fort; while on my left hand, and at only a hundred
yards, a troop of the Queenite lancers were clattering along the road.
I had got into the very middle of the road before I made this
discovery, so that the fellows had a full sight of me, and whizz! came
a bullet by my left whisker before I could say Jack Robinson. I looked
round—there were seventy of the accursed malvados at the least, and
within, as I said, a hundred yards. Were I to say that I stopped to
fight seventy men, you would write me down a fool or a liar: no, sir, I
did not fight, I ran away.
I am six feet four—my figure is as well known in the Spanish army as
that of the Count de Luchana, or my fierce little friend Cabrera
himself. “GAHAGAN!” shouted out half-a-dozen scoundrelly voices, and
fifty more shots came rattling after me. I was running— running as the
brave stag before the hounds—running as I have done a great number of
times before in my life, when there was no help for it but a race.
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