The Tremendous Adventures of Major Gahagan — John Shaqi
The Tremendous Adventures of Major GahaganThackeray, William Makepeace
History
The Tremendous Adventures of Major Gahagan
Thackeray, William Makepeace
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction
After I had run about five hundred yards, I saw that I had gained
nearly three upon our column in front, and that likewise the Christino
horsemen were left behind some hundred yards more; with the exception
of three, who were fearfully near me. The first was an officer without
a lance; he had fired both his pistols at me, and was twenty yards in
advance of his comrades; there was a similar distance between the two
lancers who rode behind him. I determined then to wait for No. 1, and
as he came up delivered cut 3 at his horse’s near leg—off it flew, and
down, as I expected, went horse and man. I had hardly time to pass my
sword through my prostrate enemy, when No. 2 was upon me. If I could
but get that fellow’s horse, thought I, I am safe; and I executed at
once the plan which I hoped was to effect my rescue.
I had, as I said, left the podesta with Sheeny’s portmanteau, and,
unwilling to part with some of the articles it contained—some shirts, a
bottle of whisky, a few cakes of Windsor soap, &c. &c.,— I had carried
it thus far on my shoulders, but now was compelled to sacrifice it
_malgré moi_. As the lancer came up, I dropped my sword from my right
hand, and hurled the portmanteau at his head, with aim so true, that he
fell back on his saddle like a sack, and thus when the horse galloped
up to me, I had no difficulty in dismounting the rider: the
whisky-bottle struck him over his right eye, and he was completely
stunned. To dash him from the saddle and spring myself into it, was the
work of a moment; indeed, the two combats had taken place in about a
fifth part of the time which it has taken the reader to peruse the
description. But in the rapidity of the last encounter, and the
mounting of my enemy’s horse, I had committed a very absurd oversight—I
was scampering away _without my sword!_ What was I to do?—to scamper
on, to be sure, and trust to the legs of my horse for safety!
The lancer behind me gained on me every moment, and I could hear his
horrid laugh as he neared me. I leaned forward jockey-fashion in my
saddle, and kicked, and urged, and flogged with my hand, but all in
vain. Closer—closer—the point of his lance was within two feet of my
back. Ah! ah! he delivered the point, and fancy my agony when I felt it
enter—through exactly fifty-nine pages of the _New Monthly Magazine_.
Had it not been for that Magazine, I should have been impaled without a
shadow of a doubt. Was I wrong in feeling gratitude? Had I not cause to
continue my contributions to that periodical?
When I got safe into Morella, along with the tail of the sallying
party, I was for the first time made acquainted with the ridiculous
result of the lancer’s thrust (as he delivered his lance, I must tell
you that a ball came whizz over my head from our fellows, and entering
at his nose, put a stop to _his_ lancing for the future). I hastened to
Cabrera’s quarter, and related to him some of my adventures during the
day.
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