The Tremendous Adventures of Major GahaganThackeray, William Makepeace
History
The Tremendous Adventures of Major Gahagan
Thackeray, William Makepeace
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction
So, seeing there was no help for it but violence, I drew out my
pistols, cocked them, and said, “O houris! these pistols contain each
two balls: the daughter of Holkar bears a sacred life for me- -but for
you!—by all the saints of Hindustan, four of ye shall die if ye stay a
moment longer in my presence!” This was enough; the ladies gave a
shriek, and skurried out of the apartment like a covey of partridges on
the wing.
Now, then, was the time for action. My wife, or rather Bobbachy’s wife,
sat still, a little flurried by the unusual ferocity which her lord had
displayed in her presence. I seized her hand and, gripping it close,
whispered in her ear, to which I put the other pistol:- “O Khanum,
listen and scream not; the moment you scream, you die!” She was
completely beaten: she turned as pale as a woman could in her
situation, and said, “Speak, Bobbachy Bahawder, I am dumb.”
“Woman,” said I, taking off my helmet, and removing the chain cape
which had covered almost the whole of my face—“_I am not thy husband_—I
am the slayer of elephants, the world-renowned GAHAGAN!”
As I said this, and as the long ringlets of red hair fell over my
shoulders (contrasting strangely with my dyed face and beard), I formed
one of the finest pictures that can possibly be conceived, and I
recommend it as a subject to Mr. Heath, for the next “Book of Beauty.”
“Wretch!” said she, “what wouldst thou?”
“You black-faced fiend,” said I, “raise but your voice, and you are
dead!”
“And afterwards,” said she, “do you suppose that _you_ can escape? The
torments of hell are not so terrible as the tortures that Holkar will
invent for thee.”
“Tortures, madam?” answered I, coolly. “Fiddlesticks! You will neither
betray me, nor will I be put to the torture: on the contrary, you will
give me your best jewels and facilitate my escape to the fort. Don’t
grind your teeth and swear at me. Listen, madam: you know this dress
and these arms;—they are the arms of your husband, Bobbachy
Bahawder—_my prisoner_. He now lies in yonder fort, and if I do not
return before daylight, at _sunrise he dies:_ and then, when they send
his corpse back to Holkar, what will you, _his widow_, do?
“Oh!” said she, shuddering, “spare me, spare me!”
“I’ll tell you what you will do. You will have the pleasure of dying
along with him—of _being roasted_, madam: an agonising death, from
which your father cannot save you, to which he will be the first man to
condemn and conduct you. Ha! I see we understand each other, and you
will give me over the cash-box and jewels.” And so saying I threw
myself back with the calmest air imaginable, flinging the pistols over
to her. “Light me a pipe, my love,” said I, “and then go and hand me
over the dollars: do you hear?” You see I had her in my power—up a
tree, as the Americans say, and she very humbly lighted my pipe for me,
and then departed for the goods I spoke about.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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