The Tremendous Adventures of Major GahaganThackeray, William Makepeace
History
The Tremendous Adventures of Major Gahagan
Thackeray, William Makepeace
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction
What a thing is luck! If Loll Mahommed had not been made to take that
ride round the camp, I should infallibly have been lost.
My supper, my quarrel with the princess, and my pipe afterwards, had
occupied a couple of hours of my time. The princess returned from her
quest, and brought with her the box, containing valuables to the amount
of about three millions sterling. (I was cheated of them afterwards,
but have the box still, a plain deal one.) I was just about to take my
departure, when a tremendous knocking, shouting, and screaming was
heard at the entrance of the tent. It was Holkar himself, accompanied
by that cursed Loll Mahommed, who, after his punishment, found his
master restored to good-humour, and had communicated to him his firm
conviction that I was an impostor.
“Ho, Begum!” shouted he, in the ante-room (for he and his people could
not enter the women’s apartments), “speak, O my daughter! is your
husband returned?”
“Speak, madam,” said I, “or _remember the roasting_.”
“He is, Papa,” said the Begum.
“Are you sure? Ho! ho! ho!” (the old ruffian was laughing outside)—“are
you sure it is?—Ha! aha!—_he-e-e!_”
“Indeed it is he, and no other. I pray you, father, to go, and to pass
no more such shameless jests on your daughter. Have I ever seen the
face of any other man?” And hereat she began to weep as if her heart
would break—the deceitful minx!
Holkar’s laugh was instantly turned to fury. “Oh, you liar and eternal
thief!” said he, turning round (as I presume, for I could only hear) to
Loll Mahommed, “to make your prince eat such monstrous dirt as this!
Furoshes, seize this man. I dismiss him from my service, I degrade him
from his rank, I appropriate to myself all his property: and hark ye,
furoshes, GIVE HIM A HUNDRED DOZEN MORE!”
Again I heard the whacks of the bamboos, and peace flowed into my soul.
Just as morn began to break, two figures were seen to approach the
little fortress of Futtyghur: one was a woman wrapped closely in a
veil; the other a warrior, remarkable for the size and manly beauty of
his form, who carried in his hand a deal box of considerable size. The
warrior at the gate gave the word and was admitted; the woman returned
slowly to the Indian camp. Her name was Puttee Rooge; his was -
G. O’G. G., M.H.E.I.C.S.. C.I.H.A.
CHAPTER VI
Famine in the Garrison
Thus my dangers for the night being overcome, I hastened with my
precious box into my own apartment, which communicated with another,
where I had left my prisoner, with a guard to report if he should
recover, and to prevent his escape. My servant, Ghorumsaug, was one of
the guard. I called him, and the fellow came, looking very much
confused and frightened, as it seemed, at my appearance.
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