The Tremendous Adventures of Major GahaganThackeray, William Makepeace
History
The Tremendous Adventures of Major Gahagan
Thackeray, William Makepeace
India -- History -- British occupation, 1765-1947 -- Fiction
“Why, Ghorumsaug,” said I, “what makes thee look so pale, fellow?” (He
was as white as a sheet.) “It is thy master, dost thou not remember
him?” The man had seen me dress myself in the Pitan’s clothes, but was
not present when I had blacked my face and beard in the manner I have
described.
“O Bramah, Vishnu, and Mahomet!” cried the faithful fellow, “and do I
see my dear master disguised in this way? For Heaven’s sake let me rid
you of this odious black paint; for what will the ladies say in the
ballroom, if the beautiful Feringhee should appear amongst them with
his roses turned into coal?”
I am still one of the finest men in Europe, and at the time of which I
write, when only two-and-twenty, I confess I _was_ a little vain of my
personal appearance, and not very willing to appear before my dear
Belinda disguised like a blackamoor. I allowed Ghorumsaug to divest me
of the heathenish armour and habiliments which I wore; and having, with
a world of scrubbing and trouble, divested my face and beard of their
black tinge, I put on my own becoming uniform, and hastened to wait on
the ladies; hastened, I say,—although delayed would have been the
better word, for the operation of bleaching lasted at least two hours.
“How is the prisoner, Ghorumsaug?” said I, before leaving my apartment.
“He has recovered from the blow which the Lion dealt him; two men and
myself watch over him; and Macgillicuddy Sahib (the second in command)
has just been the rounds, and has seen that all was secure.”
I bade Ghorumsaug help me to put away my chest of treasure (my
exultation in taking it was so great that I could not help informing
him of its contents); and this done, I despatched him to his post near
the prisoner, while I prepared to sally forth and pay my respects to
the fair creatures under my protection. “What good after all have I
done,” thought I to myself, “in this expedition which I had so rashly
undertaken?” I had seen the renowned Holkar; I had been in the heart of
his camp; I knew the disposition of his troops, that there were eleven
thousand of them, and that he only waited for his guns to make a
regular attack on the fort. I had seen Puttee Rooge; I had robbed her
(I say _robbed_ her, and I don’t care what the reader or any other man
may think of the act) of a deal box, containing jewels to the amount of
three millions sterling, the property of herself and husband.
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