Some think of England, 'twas our Saviour meant, The Gospel should to all the world be sent: Since when the blessed sound did hither reach, They to all nations might be said to preach. 'Tis well that virtue gives nobility, Else God knows where had we our gentry, Since scarce one family is left alive, Which does not from some foreigner derive. Of sixty thousand English gentlemen, Whose names and arms in registers remain, We challenge all our heralds to declare Ten families which English Saxons are. France justly boasts the ancient noble line Of Bourbon, Montmorency, and Lorraine. The Germans too, their house of Austria show, And Holland, their invincible Nassau. Lines which in heraldry were ancient grown, Before the name of Englishman was known. Even Scotland, too, her elder glory shows, Her Gordons, Hamiltons, and her Monro's; Douglas', Mackays, and Grahams, names well known, Long before ancient England knew her own. But England, modern to the last degree, Borrows or makes her own nobility, And yet she boldly boasts of pedigree; Repines that foreigners are put upon her, And talks of her antiquity and honour: Her Sackvills, Savils, Cecils, Delamers, Mohuns, Montagues, Duras, and Veeres, Not one have English names, yet all are English peers. Your Houblons, Papillons, and Lethuliers, Pass now for true-born English knights and squires, And make good senate-members, or lord-mayors. Wealth, howsoever got, in England makes Lords of mechanics, gentlemen of rakes. Antiquity and birth are needless here; 'Tis impudence and money makes a peer. Innumerable city knights we know, From Blue-coat Hospitals, and Bridewell flow. Draymen and porters fill the city chair, And foot-boys magisterial purple wear. Fate has but very small distinction set Betwixt the counter and the coronet. Tarpaulin lords, pages of high renown, Rise up by poor men's valour, not their own; Great families of yesterday we show, And lords, whose parents were the Lord knows who. PART II. The breed's described: now, Satire, if you can, Their temper show, for manners make the man. Fierce as the Briton, as the Roman brave, And less inclined to conquer than to save; Eager to fight, and lavish of their blood, And equally of fear and forecast void. The Pict has made them sour, the Dane morose, False from the Scot, and from the Norman worse. What honesty they have, the Saxon gave them, And that, now they grow old, begins to leave them. The climate makes them terrible and bold: And English beef their courage does uphold: No danger can their daring spirit dull, Always provided when their belly's full. In close intrigues, their faculty's but weak; For, gen'rally, whate'er they know they speak. And often their own councils undermine By their infirmity, and not design. From whence, the learned say, it does proceed, That English treason never can succeed: For they're so open-hearted, you may know Their own most secret thoughts, and others too.