The True Life Story of Swiftwater Bill GatesBeebe, Iola
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The True Life Story of Swiftwater Bill Gates
Beebe, Iola
Gates, Swiftwater Bill, -1935; Klondike River Valley (Yukon) -- Gold discoveries
Back to town? Yes, because “town” meant and still means to those hardy
men any place where human beings are assembled, and the dance hall, in
those rough days, was the center of social activities and gaieties.
The sight of little Gussie Lamore, with her skirt just touching
the tops of her shoes, spinning around in a waltz with that big
French-Canadian, set all of Bill’s amorous nature aglow. He went to the
hotel, filled his pockets with pokes of gold dust and came quickly back
to the dance hall, where he obtained an introduction to Gussie.
Bill’s wooing was of the rapid kind. Before the night was over he had
told Gussie--
“I’ll give you your weight in gold tomorrow morning if you will marry
me--and I guess you’ll weigh about $30,000.”
Pretty Gussie shook her head coquettishly. “We will just be friends,
Swiftwater, and I guess that’ll be about all.”
Of course, it was only a day or two before all Dawson knew of
Swiftwater’s infatuation. The two became fast friends and got along
beautifully for a week or two. Then came a bitter quarrel, and from
that arose the incident which gave Swiftwater Bill almost his greatest
fame--it is the story of how he cornered the egg market in Dawson in a
valiant effort to hold the love of his sweetheart, Gussie Lamore.
It was in the spring of 1898 and Dawson was very short of grub of
every kind. The average meal of canned soup, a plate of beans garnished
by a few slices of bacon or canned meat, with a little side dish of
canned or dried potatoes stewed, hot cakes or biscuit and coffee, cost
about $5 and sometimes more. The cheapest meal for two persons was $10,
and Bill had seen to it, while trying to win Gussie for his wife, that
she had the best there was to eat in Dawson.
The two were inseparable on the streets. Then came the quarrel--it was
simply a little lovers’ dispute, and then the break.
Swiftwater put in two days assiduously cultivating the friendly graces
of the other dance hall girls in Dawson, but Gussie cared not.
One night an adventurous trader came down from the Upper Yukon in a
small boat--there were no steamers then--and brought two crates of
fresh eggs from Seattle.
Swiftwater heard of this, and he knew that there would be a tremendous
demand for those eggs, as the miners usually made their breakfasts
of the evaporated article; so, shrewdly, he went immediately to the
restaurant which had purchased the crates and called for the proprietor.
Now, this worthy knew Swiftwater to be immensely wealthy and a very
good customer, so when the Eldorado miner demanded the right to buy
every egg in the house, which meant every egg in town, the restaurant
man stroked his chin and said:
“Swiftwater, those eggs cost me a big lot of money, and there hain’t no
more. You can have the hull outfit for three dollars an egg, in dust.”
There was just one whole crate left, and Swiftwater weighed out $2,280
in gold dust.
“Those eggs are mine--keep them here and don’t let anybody have any.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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