The True Life Story of Swiftwater Bill GatesBeebe, Iola
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The True Life Story of Swiftwater Bill Gates
Beebe, Iola
Gates, Swiftwater Bill, -1935; Klondike River Valley (Yukon) -- Gold discoveries
Now, Swiftwater and Gussie had been in the habit of breakfasting on
fresh eggs some days before, when the first infrequent trader of the
season had managed, after enduring several wrecks on the upper river,
to reach Dawson. Fresh eggs were to Gussie what chocolates and bon bons
are to the average girl in the States.
The next morning Swiftwater arrived at the restaurant for breakfast,
a little earlier than usual, and in a few minutes the waiter placed
before him a steaming hot platter containing an even dozen of the eggs,
nicely poached and served on small strips of toast.
Just then Gussie came in for her breakfast and seated herself at the
other end of the little dining room. It was long after the usual hour
for breakfast, and they were the only two in the room. Without doing
Swiftwater the honor of passing so much as a glance in his direction,
Gussie said to the waiter:
“Bring me a full order of fried eggs.”
“We ain’t got no eggs, mum; they was all sold out last night,” said the
waiter.
Gussie’s face flamed with anger, but only for an instant. Then she
picked up her plate, her knife and fork and napkin and strode over to
the table where Swiftwater sat.
[Illustration: SWIFTWATER AND GUSSIE LAMORE ARE RECONCILED OVER A HOT
PLATTER OF FRESH EGGS, AT DAWSON.]
“I guess I’ll have some eggs, after all,” said Gussie, without looking
at Swiftwater, as she liberally helped herself from his platter.
Then both of them burst out laughing and peace reigned once more
between them.
Of course, Swiftwater figured that he had won a substantial victory by
reaching Gussie’s heart through her stomach. But, as a matter of fact,
we all figured that the laugh was on Swiftwater, and I think every
woman who reads this story will agree with me.
CHAPTER III.
SWIFTWATER has often told me that he never could quite understand
why it was that the way to a woman’s heart, even his own
way--Swiftwater’s--was so hard to travel and so devious and tortuous in
its windings and interwindings.
“Why, Mrs. Beebe,” Swiftwater used to say, “I should think a man
could do anything with gold! And for my own part, I used to always
figure that money would buy anything,” said Swiftwater, “even the most
beautiful woman in the world for your wife.”
Swiftwater’s mental processes were simple, as the foregoing will
illustrate. It was hardly to be expected otherwise. Swiftwater
decamped from the drudgery and slavish toil of a kitchen in the little
road-house at Circle City to gain in less than three months more money
than he had ever dreamed it possible for him to have.
Two hundred thousand dollars was the minimum of Swiftwater’s first big
clean-up. If Gussie Lamore had lovers, Swiftwater figured, his money
would win her heart away from all the rest.
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