Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Bennett, Arnold, 1867-1931
When I was an editor, I found it convenient, economical, and
satisfactory to buy all my fiction from a large and powerful syndicate.
I got important "names," the names that one sees on the title-pages of
railway novels, at a moderate price, and it was nothing to me that my
serial was appearing also in Killicrankie, the Knockmilly-down
Mountains, or the Scilly Isles. The representative of the syndicate, a
man clothed with authority, called regularly; he displayed his dainty
novelties, his leading lines, his old favourites, his rising stars, his
dark horses, and his dead bargains; I turned them over, like a woman on
remnant-day at a draper's; and after the inevitable Oriental chaffering,
we came to terms. I bought Christmas stories in March, and seaside
fiction in December, and good solid Baring-Gould or Le Queux or L.T.
Meade all the year round.
Excellently as these ingenious narrative confections served their
purpose, I dreamed of something better. And in my dream a sudden and
beautiful thought accosted me: Why should all the buying be on one side?
And the next time the representative of the syndicate called upon me, I
met his overtures with another.
"Why should all the buying be on one side?" I said. "You know I am an
author." I added that if he had not seen any of my books, I must send
him copies. They were exquisitely different from his wares, but I said
nothing about that.
"Ah!" he parried firmly. "We never buy serials from editors."
I perceived that I was by no means the first astute editor who had tried
to mingle one sort of business with another. Still it was plain to me
that my good friend was finding it a little difficult to combine the
affability of a seller with the lofty disinclination of one who is
requested to buy in a crowded market.
"I should have thought," I remarked, with a diplomatic touch of
annoyance, "that you would buy wherever you could get good stuff."
"Oh, yes," he said, "of course we do. But----"
"Well," I continued, "I am writing a serial, and I can tell you it will
be a good one. I merely mention it to you. If you don't care for it, I
fancy I can discover some one who will."
Then, having caused to float between us, cloud-like, the significance of
the indisputable fact that there were other syndicates in the world, I
proceeded nonchalantly to the matter of his visit and gave him a good
order. He was an able merchant, but I had not moved in legal circles for
nothing. Business is business: and he as well as I knew that arbitrary
rules to the exclusion of editors must give way before this great and
sublime truth, the foundation of England's glory.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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