The Trysting Place: A Farce in One ActTarkington, Booth
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The Trysting Place: A Farce in One Act
Tarkington, Booth
American drama -- 20th century; Farces; Hotels -- Drama; Man-woman relationships -- Drama
I mean to know who he is.
MRS. CURTIS (_pleading_)
Please! If you found him, you’d only see a total stranger to you. But
he _wouldn’t_ be a stranger to quite a lot of people in this hotel
that _I_ know.
INGOLDSBY (_now shaking his head_)
I’m afraid I don’t see it.
MRS. CURTIS (_in a faltering voice_)
He’s just here for one day and we--we didn’t want anyone to know
it. I had so many engagements I could only take a short walk in the
country with him this morning and--and promise to meet him here at
five this afternoon.
LANCELOT (_who has been staring at her painfully_) But--but--see here!
MRS. CURTIS
Yes, I tried to get you to run away and dance with some nice young
thing.
LANCELOT (_pathetically_)
So you could be here with--him?
MRS. CURTIS
I--I believe so.
LANCELOT (_dismally_)
Oh, my!
INGOLDSBY
Madam, what you say doesn’t excuse this person’s eavesdropping.
THE MYSTERIOUS VOICE (_belligerently_)
Why doesn’t it? A lady’s got a right to keep her engagement a secret
as long as she wants to, hasn’t she? There are people in this hotel
that would know all about it if they saw her with me. (_With some
bitterness._) That’s why she said to meet her here, because it’s so
quiet!
INGOLDSBY
That doesn’t excuse--
THE MYSTERIOUS VOICE
It’s more your fault than anybody else’s. I was awake all last night
on a noisy train, and I was quietly _asleep_ here--till you woke me
up.
INGOLDSBY
Till _who_ woke you up?
THE MYSTERIOUS VOICE
Till _you_ did. I never knew a man that made so much noise about
proposing a second marriage.
JESSIE (_amazed_)
Oh, Mamma!
MRS. BRIGGS (_with severe dignity_)
I’ll speak to you and Mr. Rupert Smith after dinner. Henry, I don’t
see the propriety of continuing an argument with this interloper,
whoever he may be. (_She takes Ingoldsby’s arm._)
JESSIE
No. Let’s _do_ get away from here! (_She moves toward the left
entrance with Rupert._)
INGOLDSBY (_looking back, as he follows with Mrs. Briggs; speaks
reprovingly_)
I hope you have some shame for your conduct, sir.
THE MYSTERIOUS VOICE
Bless you, my children!
INGOLDSBY (_infuriated_)
Now, I’ll-- (_He turns to go back._)
MRS. BRIGGS (_restraining him_)
Henry!
(_They go on the left entrance. Jessie and Rupert have passed out
into the corridor._)
LANCELOT
Did he say “a lady’s got a right to keep her--her _engagement_--a
secret”?
MRS. CURTIS
Yes.
LANCELOT
To--to--to you?
MRS. CURTIS
Yes, dear.
LANCELOT (_piteously_)
Oh--oh, pshaw!
MRS. BRIGGS (_calling back_)
Lancelot!
LANCELOT (_meekly_)
Yes’m.
(_He goes dismally across to the left entrance and pauses. Ingoldsby
and Mrs. Briggs have withdrawn, preceding him._)
MRS. CURTIS (_as he pauses_)
What is it, Mr. Briggs?
LANCELOT (_swallowing_)
Noth--nothin’. (He goes out.)
MRS. CURTIS (_turning, after a moment’s faintly smiling meditation_)
You poor thing!
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